Mike Joosse

Good speaker, better listener.

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@jasonrhorne It takes three drafts to write a good case study: 1st is the step by step actions of the project. 2nd layers in context, storytelling, rationale. 3rd is spellcheck, grammar check, em dashes, all the details. Trying to do all 3 in one draft ends up the equivalent of pixel-pushing.

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@MattStevensCLT Here's a fun fact that’s only fun for designers: That guy is the son of Rick Valicenti.

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“Someone at Harvard University” has viewed my LinkedIn profile four times in the last two weeks. Show yourself, you well-educated coward!

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I stepped in a piece of green gum that was so fresh, I could smell the spearmint wafting off my shoe as I pulled it off. What kind of careless idiot decides they’re done with their gum and just casually lets it out of their mouth in mid-stride? I mean, it’s not the 70s anymore.

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@linshelgro In our house, we stick around after the credits of every show in case Nick Fury shows up with an Infinity Stone.

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@justincline Jim Darling is the best and a heck of a nice guy. https://t.co/c3ApmCiqhF!

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@linshelgro Bo* knows.

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A fun thing that happens whenever Chicago gets a ton of snow: Bulldozers will pick it up, empty it into a flatbed truck, and it just disappears instead of melting.

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Update: About 24 hours later, the number of blocks is up to 2,294.

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A quarantine hobby I picked up was blocking the account of every ad I came across on Twitter. As of today, that’s been 2,191 blocks.

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@BKRMKR Pencil us in for a yes, and we’ll hope for a good vaccine and no swine flu.

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@BKRMKR Same to you, buddy. 2021 will be a Year of More Tweeting, I can guarantee.

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@beck6264 Truly, you’re ascending the Pyramid of Greatness.

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The Animaniacs reboot really gives the kids what they want most: pitch-black satire about the NRA and Chicken Boo body horror.

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Putting three spaces after every period turns that Murphy letter to Biden from lawful evil to neutral evil.

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@linshelgro Who doesn’t want to use a Pepto-Bismol-colored toilet?

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TIRED: Doomscrolling Twitter.
WIRED: Doomscrolling Grubhub.

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@dougbartow I see your tweet and raise you “Hanging on the Telephone” by The Nerves/Blondie/etc.

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@ih8gates Counterpoint: Adore.

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I mean this from the very bottom of my heart:

I will never understand the cassette tape revival.