Chicagoans—
Victory! Whilst my sidearm came of question, the ballistics' specialist Lt. Denniston J. Moore proved invaluable.
We shall open the Dub Saloon and pour Malört until the kegs run dry.
I may require rose-colored lenses paired with Ibu's Profen in the 'morrow.
—JF
Mother—
In commemoration of achieving the single battle ground movement record, my brothers-in-arms gifted a still-framed photograph.
I had mounted my loyal Shotgun upon the shores of Chicago against the Miami Pescatarians.
Winter is coming for the Northern seats of power.
—JF
Dearest Chicago—
In five Moons, Gold Diggers from the Valley of Silicon approach the Western corridor. We must defend this land and expose the new Pvt. Treynor Lance as Fool's Gold.
The naysayers inked us as the drub of this Lombardi, yet they are not the Men in the Arena.
—JF
These kinds of mass shootings rarely happen elsewhere in the world.
Why are we willing to live with this carnage? Why do we keep letting this happen? Where in God’s name is our backbone to have the courage to deal with it?
It’s time to turn this pain into action.
Baker Mayfield went to the absolute worst possible situation of life & changed a franchise that had sucked for decades & made them a playoff team
He destroys his throwing shoulder, tries to play through it, and the team is spitting in his face because of it
Browns being Browns.
Let’s make @ZachLaVine an All-Star STARTER.
Zach is currently THIRD in All-Star voting for East guards. Where y'all at, #BullsNation?
1 RT = TWO votes #NBAAllStar