MikeKel

Used Car Manager, OffRoad enthusiast (no matter how limited it is in NJ).

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

the highlight you've all been waiting for: TRISTAN PETERS HIT FOR THE CYCLE 🔁

[MLB @MLB]

IT'S A CYCLE FOR TRISTAN PETERS 🤯

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Hosted a Friday night fiesta 🪇

[jay plemons @jayplemons]

Nick Shirley uncovers an adult day care in Flushing, Queens with 7,000 phantom members.

Nick: “This public document says you have 7,899 members.”

Employee: “No, we don’t have 7,000 members.”

Nick: “So you’re overbilling then? You’re getting paid $1,600 per patient — that’s how you got $12.9 million in 2024.”

Employee: “Please leave.”

American taxpayer dollars at work.

[BearsTalk @TheBearsTalk]

A moment that will live forever for Chicago Bears fans (even though the outcome wasn't what we hoped for):

[MLB @MLB]

Munetaka Murakami has been named to the AL All-Star team!

He replaces Byron Buxton on the roster.

[MLB @MLB]

THERE WILL BE DINGERS 😤

📍Citizens Bank Park
📅Mon, July 13
⌚️8 pm ET
📺Netflix
@TMobile #HRDerby

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Mune’s an All-Star 🤩

[MLB @MLB]

The Murakami collab you’ve been waiting for 😍

@TMobile #HRDerby

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Mune returns 🔜

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Laotian national Tou Lue Vang was convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old girl in Minnesota. 

He was set to be deported until @GovTimWalz issued him a pardon.

Then, I revoked his legal status. @ICEgov has removed him from the U.S. and he will never endanger another American.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

back in business 💼

[Sean Parnell @SeanParnellASW]

Effective immediately, the suspension of all involved South Carolina pilots has been lifted.

Carry on Patriots. 🇺🇸🫡

[Larry Dean @larry_mcwethy]

James Woods says he normally wouldn't bother responding to someone like Billie Eilish, but that her "crude insult" was almost amusing, so he gave it a go.

"She says I'm uneducated and ignorant," said
Woods, "So I looked into her a little. She was one of those 'special' kids whose parents bought her every art lesson, every private tutor, and every possible privilege. She was a millionaire at 17 and has no formal education."

Woods then went on to explain how they differ:

"I, on the other hand, came from nothing and earned a full ride at MIT as a Rhodes Scholar. I got a Ph.D. in microengineering. Then I went and got a master's in political science from Harvard for kicks."

People should really learn to stop calling James
Woods stupid.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

2 NYC churches firebombed last night

Police are not naming the suspect

[New Jersey GOP @NJGOP]

🚨 BREAKING: The NJGOP and RNC file suit over a law that allows certain people who have never lived in New Jersey to register and vote in our state elections.

New Jersey elections should be decided by eligible New Jersey voters. Period.

➡️ Read the full release here: https://t.co/3wryTQKZm6

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

MUNE IS BACK 🍿

Munetaka Murakami is expected to return to the White Sox lineup tomorrow night for the first time since May 29!

[Mikie Sherrill’s Worst Nightmare @My3Alexandra]

Andy Kim, a sitting US Senator from NJ, Doesn't know the difference between the Declaration Of Independence and the US Constitution.

And he is a Rhodes Scholar. What a Joke

Guess the Rhodes Scholar is corrupt too.

#JerseyDeservesBetter

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

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