Mike Kim

Stand-up comic. IG: mikekimcomedy

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

There’s only 25 of you following me on Twitter so I’ll say this...

In 5-10 years I’ll have a huge following on the internet and make a living doing what I love.

Currently I make no money doing this. But I’m in it for life.

It WILL happen.

Thank you for the support.

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

I showed my immigrant Korean mom a video of me performing at the Laugh Factory.

She said, “I don’t understand what’s going on, but I’m proud of you.”

That’s all I needed.

Growing up, my expectations and language barriers caused frustration.

Now I’m grateful for her presence.

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

@CheDurena I respect that 😂 a man knows what he wants 👏

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

Meta’s Threads account numbers look like prisoner ID numbers.

You’re all prisoners to the Matrix.

… follow me at ######

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

@thetzechun 💪

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

Standup comedy is the best way to get a hug without asking for a hug.

Perfect for people with intimacy & communication issues.

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

@mishtuan I’ll be watching One Piece with headphones

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

When I started comedy 4 years ago it was for selfish reasons… so I wouldn’t off myself due to the misery of life.

Today I continue forward for those that have sacrificed to allow me the privilege of chasing my dreams.

The best way to honor my immigrant elders…

Is to FIGHT.

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

Happy 2023. Remember, there’s no point in comparing & wishing you were someone else.

What I’ve learned is everyone is just as fucked up, if not, more fucked up in the head than you are.

You can’t see a person’s thoughts. Only their physical possessions.

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

@TheMandarinMama Yes too early holyyy

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

Gameplay for The last of us 2 was better than God of war Ragnarok.

Saying this might be the most cancelable offense I’ve committed in the eyes of people.

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

I had a dream somebody gave me magic mushrooms, without me knowing & telling me AFTER I ate them.

I spent the whole time forcing my fingers down my throat trying to throw it up.

I woke up almost vomiting on my bed lmaooooo. Fuck.

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

It’s gonna be a good day if I start it with these two things.

1. Morning wood
2. Morning poo

If I have them at the same time, even better.

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

@CroCop999 Dass right

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

The amount of people calling me “the wok” on the internet is astounding.

Might be time to make merch…

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

Boba baptisms > holy water

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

@TheMandarinMama Omggggg ❤️🤣

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

Sometimes you have to break up with the imagined thought of something…

Instead of the reality of it.

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

@TheMandarinMama DEAAAAF

[Mike Kim @mikekimcomedy]

Michael Kim & Mike Kim is an extremely common name.

I just realized… am I ruining another young Michael Kim’s dreams to pursue comedy because we have the same name?

But also, they better change their name because they’ll become my enemy HAHA.