Mike Fourth of July

Retired DBA to the Stars

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

butterflies in your stomach, a gut reaction, the fastest way to the heart is thru the stomach.... maybe our grandmothers knew something!

[Jeff Hodges @jmhodges]

It’s kinda weird

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

Like falling off a bike. /cc @cayley

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

@lesliegeek OMG they are always good, even better when the screens are sideways and the crash resets them to native WxT. This one still seems to know it's tall.

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

@jcummins @Twitter @ladygaga @raffi @bcherry @sm I guess at that point they had replaced me with, not a small shell script, but a sizable book.

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

@RaviBhalla https://t.co/92NjObcY4k

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

@bswinnerton I am crushing your head

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

@shebang_the_cat "DROP TABLE USERS;"

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

That was rather passive aggressive but seriously, you are massively underpaying for this job: https://t.co/2kgu43U7a8 https://t.co/SrcEPOxv6S

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

MSSQL on Linux for < $80K/yr https://t.co/TOEal4seEV

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

MSSQL on Linux for < $80K/yr https://t.co/TOEal4seEV

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

@lg That's assuming you don't want them to be angry at you, too.

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

Vegtable Twabortion Technicisn https://t.co/JAWDddTgaI

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

Would you rather drink one duck sized champagne bottles, or duck 1000.... I can't even https://t.co/BEYvGJSaZ8

[brian wickman @wickman]

@evanm what about 6 mini champagne bottles taped together

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

Racist https://t.co/8zdpeeHTqa

[matt knox @mattknox]

@noahlt You can see a single black pixel on a white background, right?

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

meh https://t.co/1XWVHUppMm

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

Web scale https://t.co/vFvAj54RKL

[Jeff Hodges @jmhodges]

The one I'm switching to has too much mongodb in their stack to make me feel 100% good about this

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

Not specifically. Fat is much more calorie dense than water, and much less dense. Think water soaked bran vs ground sesame seeds. https://t.co/dN6za1Chkn

[Noah Tye @noahlt]

Are more calorie-dense foods physically denser, too?

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

Lowest common denominator of all music ever. Like dockers for your ears. https://t.co/5zIE7gbSLV

[ﾛｰﾋﾞ @robey]

Trying to make myself like REM Automatic but omg that opening song aggressively wants to be hated, syrupy strings & dry unfunny jokes

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

@starsandrobots @matasar I guess what I meant is that language is a miracle. Like magnets.

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

@starsandrobots @matasar I think it's called speech. :)

[Mike Fourth of July @mikelimondba]

@goldman It's good enough for me.