Mike Llaneza

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@EricLDaugh What a loser.
#RubioLoser
#TrumpLoser

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@SiscoJames @gtconway3d We also elected the Congress that impeaches the president. Elections have consequences, remember?

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@atrupar Yeah, that's a "no".

And he forgot what the question was.

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@WSJopinion Friend of Epstein says what?

[でっかいカエル @mushi_frog]

でっかいカエル
挨拶のクオリティ上がってきたな笑

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@DanielLurie Can we get some of this in the 415?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich

Well, today we're taxing the rich...

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@TheVotersSay @Acyn The top tax bracket in the United States was at least 70% from 1936 to 1980. Not only did no millionaires flee the country, we fought and won WW2, put a man on the moon, and built the interstate highway system.

From each according to their abilities...

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@RadioFreeTom It shows he stood too close to a helicopter?

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@RealmanRobotics So who stuck the cables neatly into the foam for the robot to pickup and why couldn't they have just plugged in the cables?

Oh right, if a robot does the work a billionaire gets paid, but if a person does the job someone who isn't a billionaire gets paid.

Follow the money.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

No matter how hard you work, how badly you bleed, how little days you miss, how much time you miss with your kids, how invaluable you are to the company, they will still axe you the second a single quarter goes sideways. Loyalty is always one sided.

[april 🔆🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @gaypril_906]

did shatner finally fire his old social media manager lmao

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Protesters are reportedly calling the ICE hotline all day and playing audio from the Nuremberg trials for whoever picks up.

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@NewsWire_US A pro-democracy and rule-of-law move by Sky Marshall Spanberger.

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@LacysLoveCavemn @unusual_whales Not in California. You have to identify yourself if arrested (or stopped for a moving violation) but there's no stop-and-identify in CA.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is what happens when you commodify basic necessities, when housing is treated primarily as an investment vehicle rather than a place for people to live.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

An
-honest woman
-FBI memo
-hourly wage
-NFL player

A
-one hundred dollar bill
-united front
-unicorn

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@krstnonthecoast I've been in San Francisco for 35 years and I've never even seen avocado as an option as a pizza topping. If that's real, I blame LA.

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@NFL @netflix Deebo Samuels doing Deebo Samuels things. Dallas Cowboys doing Dallas Cowboys things.

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@atxsouthside04 @danpfeiffer I don't think Newsome will play well in the national stage, so it'll be a fun primary. On the plus side, Senator Captain (not Commander) Kelly can stomp fascist butt on my behalf every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

[Mike Llaneza @mikellaneza]

@TheKevinDalton @CAgovernor Okay, this is when we go back to calling Republicans weird. Because that's a really weird thing to say.