Mike Lockerman

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

@TaylorMadeGolf ell it was a nice run! At least it ended after a beautiful drive! RIP #taylormade #r9supertri

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

Well it was a nice run! At least it ended after a beautiful drive! RIP #taylormade #r9supertri

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

Alright! I just unlocked a McDonald's & 7UP Instant Reward using the @penguins new #PensPoints app. You can too! http://t.co/vwgvoUIAP2

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

You know you screwed up when u have 45 min left in class. And you are hungry enough to eat the notebook in front of you! !!!

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

WOOHOO! I just unlocked a McDonald's & 7UP Instant Reward using the @penguins new #PensPoints app. You can too! http://t.co/vwgvoUIAP2

[Michelle @gingfisch]

Its 11 degrees and feels like a heat wave

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

@Jimmy3Doc I gonna sick @Dirtbikerida250 on you if you send this shit again

[CC @cwc5457]

Is there an English version??

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

Answer me this how do you chew like a cow eating french fries? ??

[Tumblr Hockey @TumblrHockey_]

Retweet if you know what this means

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

And so begins a three hour journey through myths and mythology

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

@lolwutcasey ill do it. Just cost you 400

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

@lolwutcasey do it yourself it will be cheaper

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

@Mollynnes even the blind squirrel finds a nut

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

@Mollynnes ok. Maybe I made it sound a little better... ok maybe alot beter then it was but ... flyers still suck

[Mike Lockerman @MikeLockerman]

@Mollynnes of course I did. It was all part of the plan. We let them feel like they got something going then bam.