Michael Cola

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

@donahuia @mew I’ve also been quite partial to Frengers lately.

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

@donahuia Hey that was me!

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

@gaby2010 Same

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

@eyedontcare94 You look amazing as always ❤️

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

@donahuia I know you ain’t lying

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

Thank you @united for transferring my flight and helping me get back to MN tonight, even if I have to wait one more day to see my ladies.

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

@united couldn’t wait an extra ten minutes so I can see my wife and daughter. guess I’m staying in Chicago tonight.

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

@united It is most likely going to make me misss

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

Fuck you @united and your bullshit excuse that you’re cleaning the cabin for over an hour. Now I don’t get to see my daughter tonight. I fucking hate flying.

[ashleigh @eyedontcare94]

only accepting Christmas gifts in the form of really good steak.

[ashleigh @eyedontcare94]

we all died and this is hell

[ashleigh @eyedontcare94]

coffee has the ability to turn my whole day around and that is way too much power tbh

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

@donahuia I’m sorry to hear you’re feeling depressed, but you’re looking classy as always!

[حماصه @mahmeaoh]

Stan lee

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Retweet this if you are going to vote every single chance you get until you're dead.

[ashleigh @eyedontcare94]

Brett kavanaugh is a big ol baby

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

@hankgreen I’m honored to have received my signed copy of #anabsolutelyremarkablething After watching you for so long and learning so much, I am excited to enter the world you’ve created.

[ashleigh @eyedontcare94]

feel horribly guilty for bringing my daughter into this world where she is doomed to be ignored, abused and belittled for her gender. knowing I can’t protect her from all of it.

[Michael Cola @mikelray91]

Truly one of the most impressive feats on Twitter.

[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[ashleigh @eyedontcare94]

being a parent of a little girl is so terrifying. i wish i could protect her from all of the evil and misogyny in the world.