Mikelyn Michelle

I reject your reality and substitute my own...

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@MyFavMurder @KarenKilgariff This wkd I binge watched the 1st season of the Gordon Ramsey joint, Next Level Chef and one of the contestants said (re: the cook off) all he needed to do was Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered🤓

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

You evil geniuses made me order these…@KarenKilgariff @MyFavMurder

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@KarenKilgariff @MyFavMurder Have you guys done the Chicago fire? That one would be interesting.

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@ChipotleTweets Yeah they sent me to the auto chat with pepper which basically told me it was DoorDash’s problem. However they didn’t mess up the order Chipotle did.

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@ChipotleTweets @DoorDash I paid an insane amount of $$for a cold clumpy mess which sucks when you’re working from home. What I ordered vs what I got…do better guys

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@Showtime the Showtime app is the glitchiest app even w/high speed business class internet the app times out every 20-30 min and goes to a brown screen. Lame

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

Haven’t been to @TSmoothieCafe in a couple years. Just paid $7 for a smoothie isn’t even full 👍

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

Some people do not realize the United States is NOT a Christian nation. These are usually the same people that do not realize they are NOT real Christians.

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@StolenVote If even a shred of this is provable then every state needs to be audited/recounted not just the states where trump lost.

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

Sooo... the House and Senate votes are accurate... but the trump loss is stealing...🙄

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

Every time @KarenKilgariff does an impression of her dad she sounds kind of like Paula Pell @MyFavMurder Please cast her as your dad in MFM the sitcom

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@DarkHyacinth You too 😊 feel free to reach out anytime

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@DarkHyacinth hey haven’t heard from you in a while. Hope you’re well

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@KarenKilgariff I’m so glad I have no idea what you’re talking about

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@popthreads Pretty disappointed in this company I ordered 5/26 & it arrived at a facility in my state on 6/6 and was shipped to another state and has been sitting at that facility since 6/11 I emailed them requesting a replacement/refund and they were rude & just said wait longer

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

@schreiber_pablo I miss interacting with you on Twitter. Good times. I was going to say you are so cool to interact with your fans as a celeb but nah you are just a cool human. Doesn’t matter what you do for a living. 🖤

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

Totally respect @FedEx for being out there in it. Sad that they just marked my very much needed for work package undeliverable “delivery attempted customer not available” despite no attempt to deliver ever made and I’m right here have been all day/month.

[Mikelyn Michelle @mikelynmichelle]

Totally respect @FedEx for being out there in it. Sad that they just marked my very much needed for work package undeliverable “delivery attempted customer not available” despite no attempt to deliver ever made and I’m right here have been all day/month.