Michael Abston

[Michael Abston @MikeMagicDemoer]

Watching Ford Motor Company: Ford Motor Company - Video on @hulu: http://t.co/1Q2gVjFnQl

[WhatTheFacts @WhatTheFacts]

The Olympics take place only once ever four years because the competitors are really tired afterwards. #WhatTheFacts

[WhatTheFacts @WhatTheFacts]

You cannot lick your own elbow. But there's no law that says you can't have someone else do it. #WhatTheFacts

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

When you apply for a job at the CIA, they look into your history of illegaling downloading.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The little boy who played Danny in The Shining had no idea he was starring in a horror film until years later.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Oreos are vegan.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Saddam Hussein wrote a romance novel.

[Quote Craig Ferguson @CraigyQuotes]

"Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet..."

[Michael Abston @MikeMagicDemoer]

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[Michael Abston @MikeMagicDemoer]

Been here just too busy .....:^)

[WhatTheFacts @WhatTheFacts]

Human eyes weigh an once. Treasure this information, because someone had to take some guy's eye out to learn it. #WhatTheFacts

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Having sex with your biographer is unquestionably more exciting than having sex with your autobiographer.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

As Clashes Continue in Egypt, a Media War Breaks Out http://t.co/4yetQGkm