mike

[⚡🦅⚔️ @GloriousMight]

"I dropped out, I'm unemployed, I do drugs, I'm alcoholic, and I'm on probation."

Her:

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

FOR OUR COUNTRY, PHILADELPHIA!

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"I remember watching Bobby Abreu ripping balls left and right in the Home Run Derby..

Now I'm participating in the Derby with the Phillies in Philadelphia..

That's a full circle moment" ~ @kschwarb12

#PMSLive

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Not looking to good for the Celtics right now

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

"I'm told the Sixers are also trying to make a pitch to LeBron James, along with the Warriors, Cavaliers, Heat…Include the Sixers and maybe one or two other teams in due time in that mix.”

— Shams. 🍿👀

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24)

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

ITS CALLED SOCCER NIGGA !!!

[Mo Khan @mokhanhim]

Dave Portnoy’s favorite pizza

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Muslim niggas will drink alcohol. do drugs. fuck girls. but the moment pork shows up they suddenly remember Allah

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

As a grown ass man I’m not working 10 hours to come home and argue with a fat bitch

[Ray Dunne @RayDunne975]

In Ryan Howard’s 58 home run season, he hit his 20th HR on June 5th.

In Aaron Judge’s 62 home run season, he hit his 20th HR on June 3rd.

In Barry Bond’s 73 home run season, he his 20th HR on May 19th.

Tonight, on May 15th, Kyle Schwarber hit his 20th HR of the season.

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

Since Roy Halladay’s debut in 1998, no pitcher has topped his 20 shutouts or come close to his 67 complete games.

The durable ace of the @BlueJays and @Phillies was born #OTD in 1977.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[Ky @_k_pn]

Dave Portnoy sexual assault cases: 1

Joel Embiid sexual assault cases : 0

[Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL]

The #Phillies offense — since Don Mattingly became manager.

BA — .275 (1st in #MLB)
HR — 19 (1st)
SLG —.470 (1st)
Runs — 68 (2nd)
OPS — .794 (3rd)

[Michael Stubel @MichaelStubel]

Kyle Schwarber is on pace for 63 HR. If he got there, he’d have 250 in his five years with the Phillies.

Only four players have hit that many over a 5-year stretch:

1. Sammy Sosa, 1998-02: 292
2. Mark McGwire, 1995-99: 284
3. Barry Bonds, 2000-04: 258
4. Babe Ruth, 1926-30: 256

[Jack @pecopowerpIay]

“Score a goal or go to the moon”

Travis Konecny:

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

osama bin laden on the morning of september 11, 2001:

[Fake Coatesy @fakecoatesy]

Flyers Canes twitter is nothing like Flyers Penguins twitter. Like not even close. I’m sad.