mike 🌮

[mike 🌮 @mikemctaco]

@RatMillionaire coming through with the ultimate birthday gift from @jujuboston! 😍 Enjoy the best 5 seconds of my life below:

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I don't give a rat's ass is definitely a top 3 white people saying of all time. Like who cooked that shit up

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

i’ve been thinking a lot recently and let’s just say i am NOT thrilled with any of the thoughts my brain has formed so far

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I don’t like going outside because I’m worried things will occur

[Tomano @Tomano_1]

We been saying this

[Ashley @ashleytrail33]

texting my friends asking if they wanna be in an alliance just to feel something

[erin ★★ @afcerin]

but watch miss piggys misogynistic ass not show up at the womens world cup next year

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

I think it’s sweet that Mitch McConnell lived long enough to see the release of his TJ Maxx Halloween collab

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Gaslighting my cats by saying "yes I know" when he meows at me when in fact I do not know

[chekhov’s hunter 🤙🏻 @magnarookie]

if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love Stop! That! Train!, now available to buy or rent #dragrace

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i'm not watching any greek epics that don't feature the music of abba

[fenlon @1fenlon]

does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing or does she think im trying to eat her

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[Big Brother Buzz #BB28 @BBigBrotherBuzz]

Angela: “Fuck you. I’m not here to make good TV. I’m here to fucking win.” #BigBrother #BigBrotherBuzz

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

*nodding* diet coke is medicine

[mike 🌮 @mikemctaco]

guy next to us at the bar eating beef stew

[Prince of Ponderosa @gotnothingforya]

This gif is crazy. She’s so powerful she really had me tuning into something called Deal or No Deal Island every week

[Blaze💚 @BlazesAccount]

Penultimate episode of All Stars 11 and the premiere of both Canada All Stars and Project Runway all being within a few hours

[mima 𓅰 @cormorantics]

despite all my rage i am still just a rat who evades

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.