Michael Cerulli

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@charliefreak1 @ByScottPowers CF, amazed by your hockey IQ & ur takes on the hawks. Lately i've been watching sports with a skepticism, claims online that it's all rigged & scripted. Last night the Habs blew a 4-0 lead, Trump had warned that if midterms didn't go his way that Montreal would pay. Any thoughts?

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@PierreVLeBrun Ease up on the ozempic dude, study the side effects

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@charliefreak1 Can't happen soon enough

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@charliefreak1 What's the biggest lie? We can handle it, we know about jesus being yeshua, having a wife, trump being a character, Hollywood is all white hats, titanic, flat earth etc etc....so please just tell us

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@TSN690 @Imstilljon @LucaScott98 Ask Mitch if he's watching the Allison inquiry this week in Ottawa

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@charliefreak1 If we have to wait for Canadians to wake up for this movie to end then we then we r f'd. This place is the definition of sleep meets sheep. Meanwhile I'm screaming for Calgon

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I know why everything sucks...

...and it's because everything is fake

We are voting for fake candidates, who run on fake promises, inside a fake system that was never designed to fix anything.

We are raising kids in fake schools that teach fake history, fake science, which quietly produce fake adults who can't think for themselves.

Then they are getting fake college degrees that cost 4 years and six figures that teach fake education and they get fake jobs.

We are eating fake food, with fake ingredients, funded by fake research.

We are scrolling through fake lives, with fake relationships, who take fake, curated vacations to promote brands that make fake products.

We are watching fake news, about fake crises, produced by fake journalists, for fake outrage.

We are borrowing fake money that was printed from nothing, to fund a fake economy that would collapse in an afternoon if people stopped pretending it was real.

We are buying fake organic food that's just a paid label, and drinking fake juice with two percent juice in it, and putting fake cheese on cheeseburgers that's just "cheese product" on fake burger meat.

We are donating to fake nonprofits where the moeny never makes it to the people and then funding fake foreign aid that buys real weapons to prop up fake governments.

We are going to fake therapy that teaches fake coping skills instead of telling you hard truths.

We are buying fake furniture made of fake wood that's actually compressed sawdust and glue that looks like wood, ships in fourteen boxes with instructions written in a fake language that isn't quite any language, requires tools it doesn't include, takes 4 hours to build, wobbles on day 1, and is totally destroyed in 6 months.

We are downloading fake "free" apps that charge a subscription after three days for AI features that don't work, hidden behind a paywall we didn't see, protected by a privacy policy we didn't read, buried inside Terms of Service written by lawyers specifically so we wouldn't read them, that we agreed to by tapping a button the size of a thumbnail, that gave a company we've never heard of the right to sell our data to companies we'll never hear of, to build a profile on us we'll never see, to influence decisions we'll never know were made.

IT. IS. ALL. SO. FREAKING. FAKE.

And we all yearn for what was once real.

Don't you remember? Did you forget?

There was a time with a simple handshake between men was a contract.

When bread went stale because... well, that's what real bread does!

When kids played outside all day until it was dark, and nobody tracked them.

When a family could live off a single income.

When music was made by people who LIVED something real and you could feel it.

When schools was HARD... and that was the point!

When doctors knew your name and your family, they even came to your house,

When you bought something once... and it was yours forever.

When the chair your grandmother bought once lasted 70 years and she passed it onto your dad.

And now nothing is real, and that's why everything sucks.

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@MarinoMLB Rigged

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@DannyAbriano Points shaving

[Daily Banter @DailyBanterMeme]

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@Mets Please change your colors back to blue and orange

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@HabsLinks Name the time a team lost in the 3rd round and used exhaustion as an excuse

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@MitchyGallo Team has no heart, no guts, no pride, no respect for the fans, those were the worst played games with zero intensity. Can't blame fatigue or injuries. Team should look to hire Cassidy cuz they quit on MSL

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@PierreVLeBrun @TSN690 They need more players from Quebec

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@charliefreak1 Charlie please decide the whole Claude Lemieux/Kyle Busch thing and what this has to no with the Montreal/Carolina series

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@locksbysns So whose gonna win?

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@gabeism58 So who wins on Saturday?

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@charliefreak1 Please do Alice Cooper next

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Quebec doesn't look anything like this now and this is also super gay

[Michael Cerulli @mikemets31]

@HowieRose I thought the last guy was Marco Sturm and this was a hockey post