Michael Petersen

CMU Alum

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

people are so comfortable saying things they don’t mean nowadays it’s insane

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

man you truly never know what someone is going through…

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

ur more shady than a cloudy day

[Mitch @themitchellford]

U tryna get wine drunk and play board games on a Saturday night or nah

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

@MaurerTristan Good thing that was 4 years ago... 😅

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

@MaurerTristan what were you saying? (the hole is to the left)

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

after watching Zac Efron’s show (France episode) I will never look at water the same....

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

@CoachTimBrown @S_Naples 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

@A_Squared32 @barstoolsports @5thYear

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

you learn so much about yourself by going through life alone for a while

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

HAPPY FRIDAY FRIENDS

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

@A_Squared32 Me too 😩😩

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

@tornateo_ ROYAL OAK!!!

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

fart smeller. smart feller.

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

@kendrabussell @nna_hesse HA I will gladly show you what happens all the time. Anytime. Any place.

[justin @webcul8]

off an olive garden mint about to visit the fourth dimension

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

@S_Naples 8 minutes is so specific... why not 10 minutes?

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

Frank Ocean & cheap vodka

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

@MaurerTristan you clearly made this yourself you sad bastard... but I respect you getting your profile out there 😌✊🏼

[Michael Petersen @mikemike202]

friends: “mike come over and party”
*walk in*

[G @HurleyGarrett]

#TweetAVideoYouCantExplain

[moved to zoequinn.bsky.social @UnburntWitch]

bike is short for bichael