Mike Moring

I'm a writer, filmmaker, actor and daddy living in Peterborough, ON. Creator and co-star of Jobless.

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@vicsinghb @PhillyMovieNerd I’m sure you also think Kathryn Bigelow is a no-talent nobody who got lucky because she was married to Cameron? Gale Anne Hurd? Maybe, just maybe, talented, driven people attract similarly talented, driven people.

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@ArrowFilmsVideo Any plans to ever fulfill pre-orders for the store exclusive?

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“That’s damn fine treated water you used to flood your basement and, by golly, we’re gonna charge you for every last drop,” says @ptbo_utilities.

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@CineplexMovies Is there any likelihood that I’ll be able to get Matrix Resurrections tickets for opening day? Or should I be planning my trip to the Landmark Cinema forty minutes away, where tickets are on sale?

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@parkandgo05 @ezgoingrl @FreddyInSpace Note: Obviously, I meant 2020. Naturally, my brain keeps trying to scrub the year from existence. Apologies.

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@parkandgo05 @ezgoingrl @FreddyInSpace Eligible Canadians have been given $2,000/month since March 2019. Nearly a year later, Americans be like, “I’m sure they’ll get around to doing something. Relax!”

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@PtboPolice What’s the average response time for a noise complaint? 12 hours? Days? Asking for a friend.

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Leave it to Bell Canada to be the one company trying to squeeze MORE out of their customers during this difficult time. In self-isolation and just had to cancel my suddenly unaffordable TV service. This’ll be fun. #bellcanada

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@srmorris @TheRochaSays @Shannon_McClung Another fantastic ep! The T-800’s trigger happy assault on the police wasn’t pointless though. It was to cripple all their vehicles (he systematically shoots out all the tires and even blows a few up for good measure), ensuring they could escape without being pursued. I think.

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Always check your credit card statements, @BestBuyCanada customers; There doesn’t seem to be anything automatic about this.

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@realDonaldTrump Holy fuck, you’re one dumb piece of shit.

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@BestBuyCanada Seriously though. You need to stop even offering preorders for in-store pickup. Epic fail. Time after time. 2/2

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@BestBuyCanada If you needed to borrow $10, you could’ve just asked instead of pretending - again - that it was a “deposit” for an item. 1/2

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So, did no @BestBuyCanada stores receive the SM Homecoming steelbook, or is this the 4th consecutive time you’ve sold my preorder copy?

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@FXNetworks Are the rumours true? No bluray release for Fargo Season 3? Please say it isn’t so.

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@FX_Canada Are the rumours true? No bluray release for Fargo Season 3? Please say it isn’t so.

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Waiting for three weeks (and counting) just to see an embroidery sample for a company logo... is this customary @MarksCanada ?

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Thank you Greg and the team at the ptbo @BestBuyCanada for going above and beyond to resolve my issue. All is forgiven.

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@BestBuyCanada Pls explain how the instore preorder works. 2nd time I've preordered a steelbk, left deposit, no product on release day.

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