Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer

gotta support the team. Pittsburgh sports, Liverpool FC

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

Hitting enter too early on the site I use to watch the game and just googling “sports” instead

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

JESUS shirt, sponsor on the back, armless version of The Big Man up on the crucifix, portrait of Neil Lennon/Vladimir Lenin, we lack for nothing

[IrishPropaganda🇮🇪⚽️ @IrishPropaganda]

Irish underage international and Hoffenheim player, Matthew Moore, on Instagram

He gets it

🤣🇪🇸

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

I was supposed to have “agency” over this? We, the people of DC, were supposed to make Abe melt instead of lazily letting the weather do it for us? This thing is right outside of an elementary school, pretty sure they have a “no flamethrowers within 500 feet” policy

[Kirk A. Bado @kirk_bado]

Maybe a wax Lincoln sculpture wasn’t the best idea during DC’s first week of summer heat

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

Real Intellectuals Only Moment, my friends

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

Brandon Tanev energy

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

the "did you know" section on the main page of wikipedia has been soooo good at getting me to click on the articles lately

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

@BeeSideTapes My favorite sublime song is “seed”, which makes me wonder if I missed the point of them, even knowing their punk roots

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

The Mets were in the World Series my senior year of college, while my happiest memory as a Pirates fan, the Cueto game, was. My sophomore year of college. I am 30 years old.

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

@babaresq Wasn’t Doyel the guy who wrote a crypiece about how mean Maryland fans are earlier this year

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

This guy is headed to meet up with the car I saw the other day with magnets from all three eras of Commanders history on his doors, a Commanders flag on the drivers window, a Giants flag on the passenger, and Ravens and Eagles flags on the rear doors + Cowboys on the headlights

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

New guy just dropped

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

Case-Xi at the bat

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

This guy’s clearly doesn’t remember Jussi Jokinen with his Finland slander

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

I see the fanbase is handling the Jake Guentzel trade very well.

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

@noahpasaran I subscribe to Rachel Dratch Thought

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

@AndyAFCB @_USACherries Closeups of QPR shirts have this saturated effect too

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

@_USACherries @AndyAFCB Everything is blue

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

@PedroPaddy To further compound the domestic fan’s angst about TV availability, I get every FA Cup match here in America in the same package I get La liga, Bundesliga, and the NHL, along with a bunch of other random stuff

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

@pww8afcb @CorshamTownFC Good looking beer, what’s in there?

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

big my mom energy (she is incapable of not saying "Michigan" when she means "Nebraska")

[Andy Signor @goblue8430]

@Fanatics so we ordered a Michigan hoodie for our daughter for Christmas and this is what we got. 🤦‍♂️

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

@LotAppreciator @whstancil Ok but imagine this staring down at you in a courtroom, the vibes are all off

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

The real takeaway here is the notion of Joe Biden sitting in the Oval Office deliberating on which states he’s going to allow to have legal abortion. “Ohio, check. Kansas? Check.” :South Dakota circled in red marker with “NO NO NO” written next to it:

[Dan Rosenheck @DanRosenheck]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to the actual American electorate.

[Mike Morris, Savannah Bananas beat writer @mikemorris1994]

@Genuine_Fake_ @TyphonBaalAmmon @LegoRacers2 @poppy_haze I’d like to now more about the extremely wild Protestant Buddhists