Mike Murithi

[Ⓜ️Kipsomaniat™️ @Timebe1]

Millenials akiona sijalaminate certificates zangu

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Him: Ninunue skuma na yoghurt kama last time?

Her: Usinunue kwanza

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Tangu niibe sambaza kwa mat siku hizi tu ni... "red onions thinly sliced" done

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Mbona mguu ya Left ni D8 na right ni D20?

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Nyumba ilijengwa ukiwa ndani?

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

@livin_omanga Anakupima tu, saa pekee unafaa kutumia dem pesa ni kama anaenda kununua sabuni

[Whose Ein. @Sad__Am]

Kuna ninja imekuja apa kwa apartment yetu kucheki maamz wake na amekataa kumfungulia,amenikumbusha siku nlirudi nikikunywa Wine na Makanga kwa matatu.😭

[MATOJA @sosteene]

"Pesa wageni walikupea tulitumia kukunua sukari "

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Nobody knows what it means but it’s provocative

[The Kenya Times @thekenyatimes]

A Kenyan son points out the quiet unspoken ways African parents show love

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

naendelea kujikopa na sijajilipa deni za since last year

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

"nimeitwa mpaka trials Italy"

Meanwhile

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

The only right way ya kukula githeri ni unapea kuku tena unaichinja

[magata @magatax]

me going to attachment today tangu last week tuesday

[Mack @whatMackSays]

The only thing a broke woman can do for me is vote wisely.

[Nigga101 @Kibor_i]

Nimepitia media and yes, you do deserve porridge for supper.

[Mike Murithi @MikeMurith43102]

@Makerea_12 hii sio JB

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Kuna Roomie wangu ashaivunja bed tukiwa Campus, alilala hapo ndani the whole semester😂😂😂

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

you ugly as hell.

and don't get me wrong, i even went through the quote retweets, just to make sure everyone was seeing the garbage that i was seeing.

i even DM'ed the Kenya Wildlife Service, i want all warthogs back in the wild.

[Whose Ein. @Sad__Am]

I told my son in whatever he does winning is a must,,,,happy birthday baby Wesley

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Sending them back to the sender is a lot of work. Plan yangu hukua nijifanye a present father tena siku ya delivery nurse akinipigia simu iko mteja juu nitakua nishatorokea Lesotho. Running away instead of taking care of your newborn child is what differentiates boys from men