Mike

[Mike @mikendurango]

@Monkeyjunk11 Love can be a touchy thing

[Mike @mikendurango]

@TiffanyFong you keep holding it your body will become perfectly efficient, that’s what Kim Jong-un did. It worked beautifully.

[Mike @mikendurango]

@Cat11116698 dad needs a beer

[Mike @mikendurango]

@BuckSexton not the little trees those are wonderful

[Mike @mikendurango]

@ThoughtCrimes80 common sense

[Mike @mikendurango]

@daviddunn177 what’s she up to tonight?

[Mike @mikendurango]

@LangmanVince seems to be

[Mike @mikendurango]

@catturd2 to be fair, the one on the right could be her mug shot photo, probably not her best look but she’s still smiling

[Mike @mikendurango]

@this_is_peebs @nypost yes, it’s the husband’s fault that she f$cked the dog

[Mike @mikendurango]

@BreannaMorello i thought f$cking the dog was just a saying for when something goes sideways

[Mike @mikendurango]

@RravenM @BreannaMorello I don’t know, but it doesn’t seem like her life was going that well before the arrest.

[Mike @mikendurango]

@BreannaMorello it wasn’t sex. It was love.

[Mike @mikendurango]

@catturd2 they just need to put Chuck Schumer in the background, grilling some hamburgers

[Mike @mikendurango]

@TWOTIMESABITCH isn’t that what all the people on social media do?

[Mike @mikendurango]

@AwkwardAndOdd A hot potato

[Mike @mikendurango]

@Kent130405 are women still voting?

[Mike @mikendurango]

@EricLDaugh I like Trump a lot, but I think it’s time he stopped saying that Iran is begging him for a deal every week

[Mike @mikendurango]

@BernieSanders remember when the Catholics blew up the World Trade Center?

[Mike @mikendurango]

@catturd2 good to see Mitch is gonna come back. Focus on policy again. Have a vibrant discussion. Maybe he and Joe Biden can sit down and hammer stuff out.

[Mike @mikendurango]

@jk_rowling does he have a couple barrettes in his hair?