Mike Nico 🐀

Resist the stupid. Being loud, angry and scared doesn't make them patriots...it makes them toddlers.

I am who I am, but I'm trying to be better.

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

I'm currently #flabbergasted by my inability to stop thinking. It's not like I'm any good at it.

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

Sometimes, "Hey, you wanna do something" is really "I need company and sunshine to keep the bad thoughts out". Say yes to your people whenever it's possible. You never know when those opportunities will disappear. #OneToGrowOn

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

If I can get what you're selling cheaper elsewhere, I'm here for service and altruism. If I'm not getting your service, you're not getting my altruism. #ItsJustTrue

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

@OlvrStHooligan That's because I'm adorable.

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

@OlvrStHooligan Lies, there's no getting over any of my people.

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

I hate myself a tiny bit every time I open this app.

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

Having this stupid fucking "X" on my phone makes me want to delete this app. It's like a testament to the fact that staggering wealth and unrepentant ego allows people to fail upwards. #busthoughts #x

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

It seems absolutely glorious outside, and I'm really hungry. But my body feels tired and battered. How do I make that work?

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

The music my phone is choosing for me today is going to give me multiple personality disorder. #talesfromtheglassshop

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

I wish I was either attractive enough or confident enough to work shirtless. #talesfromtheglassshop

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

Just as I was getting on the bus, a woman was saying goodbye to her wife/gf going into the train station by saying "go get em you sexy piece of ass" and she noticed me notice. I could literally hear her blush as she giggled. That was a fun moment to start the day. #busthoughts

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

@coppa_lm @barbiethemovie That strikes me as a worthy endeavor.

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

It's weird that I sort of want to see @barbiethemovie right? It strikes me as just the right side of subversive.

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

@coppa_lm @barbiethemovie Is a #BarbieHeimer Marathon really a thing?

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

Have you ever noticed that shady people and anxious people present similarly? #busthoughts

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

Why is there always someone on the bus that's never heard of headphones? #busthoughts

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

I miss all the wildlife at Poly Prep. #busthoughts

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

Why do I make most imaginary conversations confrontational? They don't have to be that way. Am I willing them into existence? Or am I just preparing myself for how things will likely turn out and I hate being unready? Am I crazy for wondering this? #busthoughts #alottounpack

[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

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[Mike Nico 🐀 @mikenico56]

78 minutes ago, just over 95% of the world was in the sun. Just thought that was cool... carry on.