Mike Oxlon

Assistant coach/Recruiting Coordinator at Fartburg University. Roll Stinks. Feel free to reach out 607-670-6769. Moorhead grad ‘03

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@FenlonChar38507 Dont worry bro we already got your number!! @ed_bernard1969 and I will come to your house soon to discuss your offer 😉😉

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@MostCrucified Ay bro, nothing wrong with that!! My guy @ed_bernard1969 and I love all the blonde babes here at campus!! We just tell them we are Fartburg baseball coaches and it’s freeee😝

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@AdamKoraido3 Enjoy it! Not too much tho 😝😝@ed_bernard1969 and I will see you next week at our camp!! Don’t forget to bring your mom 😜

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@ed_bernard1969 @PrepBaseballMN @BSMBaseball @ChrisBoe53642 Broooo pick up the basketball my guy!!!! But yeah he’s getting the O August 1st!!

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@jason_jacome Oh fuck yeah!! @ed_bernard1969 and I are on board!! We’d love to get after it and represent Fartburg U 🙌🙌

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@dreamsparkbb This was @ed_bernard1969 and I after our first championship coaching together!! Might’ve got a little freaky back in the hotel room together afterwards 🤪🤫

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@ArtilleryBASE Ummm excuse me?? 😭😭🥀🥀 @ed_bernard1969 u think they can add 5mph for their kid?? Don’t be soft @ArtilleryBASE 🤪

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@BaseballRoswell @PerfectGameUSA This makes @ed_bernard1969 and I so fucking mad!!! The fuck is this bullshit!! Tell them fags they aren’t that good at baseball to not clean up after themselves!! Are they that eager to go rub one out in the hotel room once the game is over?? 😡😡😡

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@ed_bernard1969 @IowaPG @PG_WiscMinn @cbtwolfpack My eyes 😍😍😍 I love what I see… hey if u wanna be a first rounder, bring ya ass to Fartburg U. Don’t worry u won’t have to room with shmitley shitstein 🤮😭🙌

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@ed_bernard1969 @CamBates1 Sheeesh… tell me about it. Take some damn ibuprofen and u will be good. No need to reclass bro. Don’t worry we will still take ya here at Fartburg U!! 🙌😉😉

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@tyler_brereton @Sagehens @ArcadiaBaseball @CBGMonarchs @RobertCamposman I am throwing up atm…🤮 Mr. Brereton, u told @ed_bernard1969 and I you were going to commit to us 😡😡. Idk what to think rn. Looks like u don’t wanna compete for a national championship!!!! @ed_bernard1969 idk what to think right now.

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@ed_bernard1969 @PrepBaseballMN @Holdenbaseball8 Ya know what… @ed_bernard1969 and I have been trying to keep it a secret… but, Mr. Semans has told us he will be committing to US after this tourney!! didn’t mean to spoil the news 🤪🤪

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@Maris_Blanch Holy shit!! @ed_bernard1969 and I almost killed ourselves… Maris please don’t EVER do this to us!!

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@boybrainbangers @picklesbaseball @ed_bernard1969 oh don’t worry, I’m single, and ready to mingle!! But don’t u disrespect the head coach of Fartburg university!! I’ll get @ed_bernard1969 (aka Fartburg bench coach legend) on your dumass!!

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@MikeMarshallCEO @picklesbaseball @ed_bernard1969 U can go fuck youself please!!

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@ed_bernard1969 @PrepBaseINScout @PrepBaseballMN @ben_evenson44 @PB_Uncommitted Oh fuck yeah! We will see Mr.Evenson at the senior future games to talk with him!! Sources say he will be our first commit!! 🤫🤫

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

I’ve been getting dm’s about our star player (Ben Dover), yes this picture is him… but don’t worry he’s back under control thanks to our assistant bench coach @ed_bernard1969

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@aaronkendalljr @hangout_bsbl @FlatgroundApp @ed_bernard1969 should we throw the O?? 💩😷. I’ll have our assistant bench coach @ed_bernard1969 talk to you over the phone! I won’t be able to bc I’m out recruiting out in Iowa rn…

[Mike Oxlon @mikeoxlon67]

@ed_bernard1969 @IowaPG @PG_WiscMinn @PG_Uncommitted Exactly what I was thinking… he would look great in a Fartburg uniform!! Mr.Waller keep up the great work! Talk to you shortly! #rollstinks