Mike Parry Quotes

This Twitter account is dedicated to the legend that is Mike Porky Parry and his brilliant one liner quotes from his overnight radio show with Mike Graham

[Sam Murdock @Luck_Video]

@TheTwoMikes @mikeparryquotes "is anchovy what they put on a pizza"...

[Matthew Okot @MatthewOkot]

@mikeparryquotes "If you got shot, you've got so much blubber around your body, no bullet would penetrate your major organs"

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MG: "What motorbike did Maverick ride in the film Top Gun?"
MP: "A big one!!!"
#PORKYQUIZ

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"I've got some good news for you... Pelicans are back!!!"

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MG: "Why didn't you tell me your sister had a steam-room when we stayed there?!?!"
MP: "Because it's not for fat people like you!!!"

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"YOU'VE GOT TO START BRUSHING YOUR DOG'S TEETH!!!"

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MG: "You need to take some time out and chill out and recuperate this weekend!!!"
MP: "Yes - but I'm working this Saturday afternoon!!!"

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"Why do you condemn everything I like? You condemn fish-fingers, baked-beans, Mr. Whippy ice-cream and Angel Delight!!!"

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"As far as I'm concerned you're a fat-faced, four-eyed, juice head!!!"

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"I think you've Gerrymandered yourself out of existence!!!"

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MP: "I was having lunch at the Sports Bar & Grill in Waterloo..."
MG: "What did you have?"
MP: "Fish & Chips...!!!"
#usual

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"Dog breath can be a big problem!!!"

[Venomous Nero @CassiusNero99]

Man of the people. https://t.co/B37JLpuJF3

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"I didn't come from a council house but I came from very humble beginnings... Sometimes we didn't have meat on Sunday's - we had Spam!!!"

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MG: "You were wearing shoes that looked that they are made for someone with a foot problem!"
MP: "That's nice - your mocking the disabled!!"