Mike Henry

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@jacobreuben @jordanbpeterson Scary amount of evangelicals I know went to see him on tour recently. Their raving reviews did NOT make me feel better about his influence.

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@gregstier I’m gonna come out and say it: church greeters should bring their friendly dogs to greet with them. Dramatic increase in visitor retention.

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@jacobreuben Deny what? 😏

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@jacobreuben “I have no recollection of that, your honor.”

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@jacobreuben We’ll all just get your Dad Of The Year trophy ready now. Thanks for that.

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@Criterion Silence w/ @jacobreuben

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@brettmccracken @TGC I appreciate this list! I really liked Cabrini and The Taste of Things (definitely in the pantheon with Babette’s Feast and Ratatouille).

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@scottderrickson The Mrs and I watched it and loved it, then REWATCHED it with the new context the finale provided (especially that last scene!) Even better the second time through

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@jacobreuben This may be one of the rare professional quotes of yours that I actually understand. I like this and resonate with it.

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@jacobreuben Reason #10,864 why we’re friends: Reboot was AWESOME

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@NWSHouston This is a top-tier Blues Brothers reference

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@markosbeard Your body is just taking the long way ‘round

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@jacobreuben I’d add a game segment called “Who Turned Down the Thermostat?”

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

@jacobreuben Oh! And that time he flew around the earth to turn back time was awesome too my dad loves me right?

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

I have no idea what to do. Twitter, put @KLM on blast and let’s get this done.

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

Help me Twitter, you’re my only hope! Here’s my NIGHTMARE CUSTOMER SERVICE STORY:
Trying to select seats for a group on a @KLM flight to Poland this summer. Tickets are bought and paid for. Easy, right? Hold on…

[Mike Henry @mikephenry]

I wake up at 5am just to call Amsterdam. I call the @KLM support line this morning (NOT an 800 number, and on MY DIME), and they can’t find ANY RESERVATIONS.