Mike Phizacklea

Retired superhero (or henpecked husband)

[Mike Phizacklea @mikephiz]

I'm 100% Scouse according to the #scouseometer! Congratulations! You're as Scouse as Amanda Harrington's eyebrows http://t.co/oiUCgZLvOF

[Mike Phizacklea @mikephiz]

@pgphiz I'd better consult Twitter guidelines on how not to get arrested before posting anything about Boris the Clown...

[Mike Phizacklea @mikephiz]

Wiggo to ride the Tour of Britain! :))

[Peta Cavendish @petatodd]

Can now confirm that whether or not the world is ready for it... there is a baby @MarkCavendish on the way. A very happy family this end.

[Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby]

Dead cyclist at heaven's velodrome. A rider wooshes by. Is Eddy Merckx dead? St.Peter: No that's God; he just thinks he's Eddy Merckx. #CGF

[Mike Phizacklea @mikephiz]

Absolutely astonishing ride from the briliant Mark Cavendish! Knighthood to follow, please!

[Mike Phizacklea @mikephiz]

Watching Big Lebowski dubbed in French: no! They all sound wrong!!

[Mark Cavendish @MarkCavendish]

Massive congratulations to the legend that is @chrisfroome for his #Vuelta stage win. Now get the red jersey mate!

[Mike Phizacklea @mikephiz]

i really love haricot vert, but trimming them is such a pain....

[Mike Phizacklea @mikephiz]

Three more sleeps and back with the lovely Clare...

[Mike Phizacklea @mikephiz]

@petatodd http://t.co/oWtCTNF Is that the SPOTY suit?

[Mike Phizacklea @mikephiz]

@Clare_Phiz if it's too clever I can't understand it!