mike portlock

London/Oxford/Ibiza photographer.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@McDonalds yo, twice now I have ordered the cards meals from your McDonalds branch in Tottenham uk and twice now I have not received the cards. That’s four sets of cards. Can you help fix this please.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@EmbarkStudios it’s still happening. Please can you look at the two guys who did this also. They were admitting in the chat what they are doing and were very happy cheat and kill us how they did.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@Deliveroo just watched a driver go to the street behind ours and sit for 15 mins when our food was already late, then drive off in the other direction for another half an hour ignoring my calls. Now the help chat is saying it was left at our front door. Spoiler… it wasn’t. Help

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@UberEats or @JustEatUK who’s gunna take the worst customer service title for 2026. It’s going to be close.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@Battlefield looking great so far. Good buzz around it. Please though for the love of everything, half that slide or at least don’t allow full gun control whilst using it. Could ruin what’s looking like a top BF game.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@limebike how’s this work out…. Tell me what one space I was allowed to park in. Hint, one’s a real space next to work. One’s a tree 15 minutes from work that made me late. Jokers.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@Theonlyjcvolly You know they tied that poor dog up did that themselves to film it.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@JustEatUK you guys need to sort your drivers out. Just received food this morning and as always the drink has been spilt in transit. The guy pulled it out the bag and it went all over my front door. What did the prick do?? Started laughing about it.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@AskPS_UK your chat team are so rude!! Can I be put in contact with someone who's actually going to help me resolve my issue with Pal world taking away content instead of hanging up on me as soon as I ask for refunds.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@SeaOfThieves Got a chest of legends

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@PlayXDefiant You sure it's live?.....

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@ApollosMission @PlayXDefiant Are you high bro?

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@PlayXDefiant You mean all players... Classic. I miss the days you could just get a disk and put it in and play.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@pbcarter7 @VideosIrish Never been to the Mexican side of twitter then ?

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@FortniteGame Please keep it after this season.

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@vicderbyshire Ooohh noooo....

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@NoContextHumans

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@CrimeLdn How's a venue like that got 4 security ?

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@crim_tweets_ I'm not racist Butcombe you just don't have to be like that when you're just in the office space

[mike portlock @mikeportlock]

@SweetySofiaaa @alexwinters88 @dillondanis Bot