mikersh

jew who eats bacon

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damn, this says a lot about our society, fr

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A lot about our society

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Hi, welcome to Middlesex County Penitentiary will you be using our mobile app today?

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i'm not really a self aware person. but then again... how would i know

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just discovered a new way to crack my thumb. life is good

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@VinceDaoTV @thejjalvarez burger

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@elonmusk womp womp

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"on the spectrum" doesn't make sense to me. On a scale of Not Autistic to Severely Autistic, where would someone even fall if they're not "on the spectrum"? the spectrum itself is the window where anyone can be. it's just bad phrasing. on a scale of 1-10 i give it a negative 6

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@JUSTINFO1975 @realDonaldTrump never thought the leopards would eat MY face

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I'm looking to support single fathers/mothers, students and anyone that has fallen on hard times and struggling with bills. Kindly message me saying "IM A TOTAL FUCKING IMBECILE", and I'll grant you wealth. Stay blessed y’all 🤝 💙💙

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@CollinRugg it has to be untrue to be defamation you prepubescent fuckwad

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forget microplastics. id like to eat macro plastics. is there a food company that mass produces this? preferably unethically sourced. thanks

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true crime daughter or joe rogan son

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the most millennial thing the millennials did was take the name millennials for themselves and not give it to the generation actually born at the turn of the millennium

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can't believe israel got him. leader of hamas. rest in power jojo siwa ✊

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@jeffbezosfan420 why u gotta do my boy jeremey renner like that? but ok fair. I'm also interested in a morbidly obese superhero

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representation is increasingly important in hollywood today. people want to see characters that look like them. So when am i gonna get a superhero who's fuck ugly?

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realtors: we require you to be employed full time to qualify for this apartment
also realtors: are you free wed at 1pm for a tour? no?

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polarized sunglasses be like ||||||||||||||||

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Wanna help me test this print on demand service and also get some cheap cool art prints?

https://t.co/t1gDUkLSiE

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ok NOW who's gonna play dumbledore?

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a little confused as to why the concept of pajamas even exists