1995 - Jack Marriott is the first player in England's top four tiers to score a hat-trick but be on the losing side in his team's first league match of the season since @mattletiss7 against Nottingham Forest in 1995-96.
Harsh. #OptaOnEFL
@CarlBovisNature I was never really a twitcher but one rocking up in the middle of a commercial office estate round the corner in Reading was too much to resist (in 2014!😮)
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2/2 Booing and calling for Richardson’s sacking feels like a call for the sort of instability we wanted Rob Couhig to make a thing of the past. Consistency is needed to ensure the timely recruitment and a greater chance of success next season. Patience needed. #readingfc
I’m going to stick my head above the parapet 🪖
I’m not going to argue that #readingfc has provided the greatest entertainment in the last couple of months but after the last few years we’ve had I’m grateful there’s football to watch at all. 1/2
While reading the back of a bottle of ketchup the other day, I found this ingredient which sounds like an unused sub in the 2004 Euros-winning Greece squad.
After an unsuccessful stint at Fulham in 04-05, he left for the German 2nd Div the next summer.
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@GaryLineker No doubt you’ve been sent this a million times but it popped up again today and it’s a Fast Show classic https://t.co/t9EQrccDHh
@alanshearer will remember but has @MicahRichards even heard of it?!
@FootballCliches This one’s a tap-in, but Lee Dixon has just described Marcus Rashford’s ball for England’s second goal as “food and drink” for Harry Kane 😆
@FootballCliches@CDEccleshare@D_C_W So, if a goal can’t be “spectaculative”because the shot has gone in, is it “spectaccumulative”?
After all, as the famous saying goes, you’ve got to spectaculate to spectaccumulate!
@FootballCliches Are we having “Dreamworld”?
I guess the play-off win had Sunderland fans in Dreamland, they’re now enjoying Dreamworld and, if they maintain their early showing, the WaltDream franchise could take them to EuroDream!
@themiltonjones Any proctologists in tonight?
Your fingers stink.
All the best with your treatment and recovery - it’s a great show and worth waiting for.
@FootballCliches How come Greater Manchester Police couldn’t get the rights to use the correct name? They’re the Pro Evo of police forces.
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