mike sapp

Tech and performer @ucbeast, Podcast Director @theexcomedy

[Nat Towsen's Downtown Variety Hour @DowntownVariety]

#FF Monday's guests: @kingfirestorm @marinayfranklin @RSikoryak @aaron_glaser @nataliaiplaza @mpirecomedy @Erik_Bergstrom @mikesapptweets

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Don't make me sad, you'd like me even less when I'm sad, I mean...what's the point anyways.-the incredible sulk

[Nat Towsen's Downtown Variety Hour @DowntownVariety]

Thanks to everyone at @UCBTheatreEast! Thanks to our sponsors, @BreweryOmmegang @FPNYC @TwoBootsHQ & @PrestoneNYC

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American Graffiti X

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.@GeorgeMichael, Last Christmas is really a song about Boxing Day.

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Why are frogs always yelling for rabbits?

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🎶I woke up like this, WALRUS
- Paul McCartney

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Neon, Argon, queen Elizabeth's farts. All noble gasses.

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Was Humpty Dumpty meant to teach us not to sit on walls, or to not bother trying

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If these pockets could talk, they'd say they're ready for change.

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Always a Frankenstein, never a bride of Frankenstein.

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Learn how Koi fish are loosing their minds in backyard ponds and high end hotel lobbies in the new doc, Orange is the new Blackfish.

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The @Costco tweet lost me 4 followers, but I'll win the next one @mikesapptweets

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I need to prove a point @cosco, please follow me back. You guys are great with the deals and stuff.

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Funding is in place for my music app that only plays Weird Al, Richard Cheese and Lonely Island. Look for Spoofify in the iTunes Store soon.

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I always assumed George W Bush had central air

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If a tree falls in the forest, and no ones there to hear it, it's barprov

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Selfie stick sounds like a @Fleshlight knock off.

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Anyone find it odd that @truTV uses a false spelling of true? Anyone!?! @JesseVentura_ !?!

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Why do some doctors make such a big deal about not going to the bookstore? I mean now that's it's closed, we're all with out Borders