Mike Savage

Novaturient

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Manager: Hey, quick one. Can you stay back for a minute after this call?

Employee: Sure.

Manager: First, thank you for staying muted throughout the meeting.

Employee: No problem. I was just listening.

Manager: Yes… about that.

Employee: About what?

Manager: Even though you were muted, your face was not.

Employee: Sorry?

Manager: Your facial expressions were very loud.

Employee: I did not say anything.

Manager: You didn’t have to. Every time someone spoke, your face gave a full response.

Employee: I was just reacting internally.

Manager: Unfortunately, it was extremely external.

Employee: So what are you saying?

Manager: Going forward, I appreciate you staying muted, but I’m also going to need you to turn your camera off.

Employee: You want me off video?

Manager: Yes.

Employee: Because of my face?

Manager: Because your face keeps submitting feedback no one asked for.

Employee: That is actually fair.

Manager: Thank you for understanding.

Employee: I genuinely forgot my face has subtitles.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Hilarious Professor of Quantum Mechanics!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

@BretBaier Keeping it classy.

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@SayreBedinger Probably not going to see this Sayre, the Broncos just beat every team in the NFC East that beat them in the Super Bowl. You're welcome.

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

@Notwokenow Uh? Houston, we have a problem.

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@zacstevens C.A.P.?

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

@PecanC8 The Gods Must Be Crazy.

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

@catturd2 During the State of the Union.

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@KelbermanNFL He's gonna need a cigarette at halftime.

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

@AlexWilcoxTV Suspended one game.

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

@RepLuna I voted for that.

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

@timburchett @realDonaldTrump IMO, Sunday School would be pretty interesting if he was a guest speaker.

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

@SeanBaldwinX We're getting hated on again. We are so back!

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

Maybe an alternative Super Bowl halftime show broadcast on X? @elonmusk @catturd2 @johnrich

[Mike Savage @mikesav78418]

@elonmusk I suggest you have an alternate Super Bowl halftime show and broadcast it on X. I'm certain a lot of groups would be willing to do it. @johnrich @catturd2

[dwpasulka @dwpasulka]

Marshall McLuhan on The Spiritual Sense

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@TexasTamieK

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@RepLuna I wonder if that'll be a talking point Monday.