Michael

#supportbluecollar

[Michael @mikescrillz]

Just learned my roommate was a stand in for carrot top in the 90s. Dude never stops surprising me

[Michael @mikescrillz]

Just watched Free Willy for the first time & imma just say…fuck yea

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

The White House official account just dropped an unedited “nigga” on the main, what a time to be alive

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧⌖✠☀️🍂 @JadeAtrophis]

Now THIS is news

[Michael @mikescrillz]

David copperfield being all over the files & the fact he couldn’t make the whole thing disappear goes to show the guys a fuckin hack

[Michael @mikescrillz]

@siadvance Forever screaming Caroline’s Law.

[Michael @mikescrillz]

Caroline’s Law.

[SIAdvance @siadvance]

Horrific photo from Staten Island decapitation murder scene being shared digitally https://t.co/N8sW9zAmOC

[Michael @mikescrillz]

Bro I SWEAR if France gotten rid of Easter Monday & May 8 this shit would NOT be happening. (Sarcasm)

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Taliban, ladies in hats, and a sleepy Seagal — very distinguished guests came to listen to Putin in Vladivostok!

[Michael @mikescrillz]

Pettiest main card I’ve seen in a hot minute bro LMFAO

[Michael @mikescrillz]

I miss this show so much RIP Trevor Moore

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

The new guy needs to chill.

[Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝙎𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙮🏴‍☠️ @ShaolinSpliffy]

The murder of Johnathan Joss should be a wake-up call. Staying armed isn’t about fantasy. It’s not about cosplay. It’s not even about violence. It’s deterrence. Against tyranny, street predators, or fate itself. You don’t need to fire a shot for a gun to save your life. 🧵

[5-Point-5-Six 🇺🇲 @AkaMrJenkins]

One time, I responded to a multiple fatality wreck. It was a Ford excursion with a dad and 8 young girls on their way to Utah for some sort of girls camp. They had a front right blowout, dad over corrected left, and it rolled, tossing 5 girls out of onto the highway, killing them all. The dad's head was crushed between the ground and the door frame because it was half out the window during the roll, and the other two girls were killed inside the vehicle because they were sleeping in the back and bouncing around while the suv rolled causing all sorts of blunt force trauma. I was on that fatal for 27 hours holding sheets for the coroner so she could determine the time of death and helping put them all in body bags and into coroner vans, doing traffic control, getting debris off the highway, helping the tow truck driver load the suv... One of the firefighters who responded had a daughter in that suv. The other firefighters didn't let him get out of the truck, turned it around, and took him home to his wife...

[Michael @mikescrillz]

The body & blood of Christ is now deep dish pizza & OE this is what the fuck I’m talkin about!!!

[King Wow @KingWow]

Man Boondocks not being around in these times really is the greatest tragedy.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FEW THINGS IN LIFE ARE CERTAIN: 1. HULK HOGAN IS A JABRONI AND 2. YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Ada Owerri 🤍 @dii_imma]

“I ain’t no bank robber baby, I’m a medical assistant”. This whole scene was comedic genius 😂😂

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Wait what

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

In honor of new Tron here’s the greatest joke ever told by a human