Mike Searson

Author, editor Sportswriter: MMA, Boxing, shooting, guns & knives and aspiring screenwriter

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@iqrafatma1278 I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $500

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@ArmaLite15OU812 These dims all look like Batman villains

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@JuliaHi87069516 @FOX13News Crazy cat lady

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@TrumpsHurricane About Face!

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@SenAdamSchiff This guy is the reason why there are chairs in the corners of hotel rooms

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@megbasham Charge them a $1 restocking fee

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@JDVance Vance 2028! Semper Fi!

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@TrumpsHurricane Beetlejuice

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@Abhinav05655123 @JDVance Go home, you’re drunk again

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@ScottFishman @LeadingReport @cfr9856 I thought liberals hated Jews

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@CristelleHull_ @LeadingReport Citizen immigrants who came here legally would be counted

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@BernieSanders At least he has friends

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@GavinNewsom If you can handle it, why are you still flapping your soup coolers about it 50 years later?

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@akafacehots A classic case of failing upward

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What the fuck is this shit

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@its_The_Dr Well, bye

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@RealJamesWoods She always looks like she just got caught picking somebody’s pocket

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@StephenKing Save those pennies. We don’t need any more senile elderly living on dog food

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@elonmusk Hair gel hitler

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@GavinNewsom No