Mike Sela

Continuin' to truck.

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A coworker claims he used to hang out with Theodore Geisel. Denies it took place in a caboose. I remain skeptical.

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Hey @heroku! Getting lots of "Client Request Interrupted" errors as of around 4:45 Pacific time today. Nothing on your Status page. :(

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@Incindery1 I wish I had advice

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@Incindery1 I hope you entertain yourself appropriately, birthday girl!

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Mr. Varshaw gets me

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@FunPolicePodSF @Sharkyl New song is great!

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@chelseD I’ll try to be nicer tomorrow.

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@Incindery1 So sorry. Your memorial sounds excellent.

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Palm trees are the poodle of trees.

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@Sharkyl @FunPolicePodSF @NateAllbee Great episode. Hot takes were hot!

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@sfchronicle I was delighted to see national and international news return to the Sunday paper today. How about some timely sports scores?

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@AndreaClaburn Excellent!

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@Incindery1 Look at you eating your veggies!

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@AmosGoldbaum This is my favorite one of your murals

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@michelletandler A podcast where someone on the right and someone on the left seek to find common ground. They have to respect each other. It’s not a debate. Different topic each episode.

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@jimprivat Twitter has never shown me one of your tweets before. Looks like Elon fixed it!

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I have been informed that I was not using the phrase “lo siento” incorrectly! I should have been saying “disculpe”. Lo siento!

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I took six years of Spanish classes. So far, during my week in Mexico City, my most useful phrase has been "lo siento"

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Also, note that half the time when I say, "Gracias!", the reply back I get is "You're welcome."

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Traffic in Mexico City has taught me that lanes are a construct.

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@joemoffat Apparently my Spanish accent is bad enough that they know I’m from the U.S. and that I might not understand a “de nada”

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So, the aliens were just waiting around until we invented ChatGPT? That’s their version of Warp technology? Weird.