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[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨 Diego Maradona in 2018 after hearing the USA would host the 2026 World Cup:

"They will divide the game into four halves instead of two to insert advertisements. Compare it, you will see."

[alo🪩 @aloscinema]

mexicans b like dude imagine if mexico wins the world cup imagine dude

[m!ke @mikesepu]

@AllFutbolMX what’s your source?

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

John Cena shares motivational advice for anyone that feels like they have hit rock bottom in their life:

"We are all human. We go through ups and downs. If you find yourself dwelling in a down, seek help. And also, you're not alone. Humanity has been around for a long time, there's been all sorts of problems and issues. I know you think it might be individual, but I promise you there is somebody else out there going through the same thing. Do whatever you can not to wallow in the down."

(via @netflixsports)

[m!ke @mikesepu]

if you ever feel like your losing the race, please remember there is no race

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[. @playboicurrryy]

cashier: cash or card

me: card

cashier: ok

[Gerardo Vera 🇲🇽 @gerardoveramx]

Dicen que no va a salvar del narco el que liberó al ex-narcodictador de Honduras para que lo ayude con su Plan Cóndor 2.0… 😂😂😂
Olvidan que el mayor cártel tiene sicarios de Fort Bragg, producto de Purdue, subvenciones de Washington y por nombre “CIA”.

[m!ke @mikesepu]

@WrestlePurists and Mr. Iguana!

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨🇲🇽 BREAKING:

Mexicans EXPOSE Israeli terrorists who fled Israel and are now staying in hotels in Mexico.

The whole world hates these Zionist rats.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[m!ke @mikesepu]

los jóvenes le debemos mucho a Vienna de Billy Joel

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

A great way to deal with this predicament is to read Marx

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Edible just hit

[Rubén @morir3veces]

No me importa “entender” tu “vibra” pendejo estoy muy ocupado cometiendo fraude fiscal.