Mike

Keeper of dad jokes. Supporter of the Oxford comma.

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

@obvious_shirts Craig’s boys don’t quit! would make a great shirt. #Cubs #FlyTheW

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

Holy cow! Another walk off win for the Cubs. That’s 3 in a row.

Craig’s boys don’t quit!

#cubs #GoCubsGo #FlyTheW

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

25-30mph gust blowing out!!! Red Bill giveaway for every Cubs HR?

Yup!!!!!

Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

I accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes with my phone. It was pretty good footage. #dailyjoke

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

Dearest gentle reader, My wife made me binge watch Bridgerton over the weekend. I require libations posthaste. #dailyjoke #Bridgerton

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

I heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it I see why. #dailyjoke

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

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[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

@SamOlbur I’ll let you know after the first inning. #GoCubsGo

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

As a Cubs fan, I haven’t been this nervous since before game 7 in 2016. #GoCubsGo #FlyTheW

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

Dear FSU: Fire Mike Norvell.
That is all.
Thanks, A Fan Who Cares

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

@realcubsinsider I’ll let you know after the first inning LOL.

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

Ian Happ with a 3 run HR! #GoCubsGo

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

Fix the frame rate @espn. This Yankees and Red Sox game is unwatchable. I just turned it off. Problem exists across multiple apps/platforms.

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

I don’t trust people who stay out of the sun. They’re shady. #dailyjoke

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Victory Monday calls for a special giveaway 🎉

🚨 Repost, like & follow for a chance to win a signed Lavonte David mini helmet! 🚨

[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

@Bellini_ariana @ageofaccountbty 🇺🇸

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

In honor of a special game, we're giving away a special mini helmet signed by M1K3 🧡

🚨 Repost, like and follow for a chance to win 🚨

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Krewe, who needs a signed @bakermayfield mini helmet? 👀

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[Mike @mikesgotjokes]

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. I can’t believe that’s just a coincidence. #dailyjoke

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Celebrating our National League Player of the Week in style!

Repost for your chance to win a Hunter Goodman signed card courtesy of @Topps