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I will always make the joke.

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@TNOQuoProQuid America’s century of humiliation

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@ved1024 Horseshoe?? lol

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@north0fnorth It wasn’t a lie, it’s just bullshit.

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@LilBlackTia_ That is how it starts

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@maddieegrace1 Flattered not weirded

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@DieselNA1993 Only a beer and a half, that shit is real

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@DieselNA1993 Ford Aerostar, not me asking if it’s the ultra rare manual version

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@pugsandco Grew up calling it this in Michigan too

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@prozacfriedrice Honestly this is rizz

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@jbjones_0 Hell yeah, this works so good for you

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@AlenaDaOG Indeed, we just closed the tune up.

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@mollywidstrom They’re just stating automated rides here I think :( how can I summon one into the lake?

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@fionaapplescock I was like “man that’s AMAZING bait” and yeah just wow

[Clifton Duncan @cliftonaduncan]

Sometimes a sentence cuts right to the heart of the human experience in a profound way.

[هــراز @haraaz_]

IRAN_SURRENDER_TERMS_Version_14_Final_Version_(final)_FINAL_ACTUALLY_THIS_TIME.doc

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More like Dragonfail amirite. So close to being able to say “the first Domino has fallen” but it’s the wrong brand.

https://t.co/Vd10PfPRaH

[joey @FKQ]

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

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"how did you not know i was flirting" i used to get asked out as a prank in middle school im sorry

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

ok here's the trick to having a healthy relationship with a man: he should be a communist and also a little gay