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[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

We’re legally not allowed to leave our houses and I still don’t have time to watch the Irishman

[G @GetterOfficial]

Episode 2 out now: https://t.co/F1QF6YH292

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

It’s hilarious how girls can just move to Europe and shit

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

The Real Bros of Simi Valley season 3 trailer has finally arrived. You’re not even ready

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Who freestyles realer than me?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

When I’m tellin jokes on the text chain and I don’t get enough “haha” bubbles I go nuts bro come on get involved.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

*Mahomes snaps*

Chiefs RB's and WR's:

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Paper straws make as much sense as paper bathing suits.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

How come if you’re offended by someone’s comedy it can’t just be your cup of tea and then that’s it? Why do you have to write 40 blogs about it? The comedy isn’t the problem. You are.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Telling someone you’re unfollowing them is like walking up to them and tapping them on the shoulder to tell them you aren’t talking to them. Why would I fucking give a shit about this? I didn’t even know you existed lol.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

“Do you have the rewards app?”
No.
“Would you like to get it?”
No.
“Are you a member?”
No.
“Do you want to be for special—“
No.
“Would you like a receipt?”

Give me my fucking shit and let me leave.

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Interesting how you put your own watermark on my video as if recording over my audio makes it yours.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

NO! Dude who cares they complained. Don’t listen to those DORKS lmao. I would have made Sonic red, with wire rimmed glasses and a fedora after all that dumb fan outrage.

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Just a reminder that it’s ok to not have a podcast

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

If the lil uzi vert track from the end credits of detective Pikachu doesn’t win a Grammy I will shit

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Chris D’Elia vs Albuquerque

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

My head tilt to sneeze conversion percentage has been upsettingly low lately

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Here’s something you can never say: “Everyone on this flight is thin.”

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Guys. MANY people don’t know this but, it is not a compliment to say “My friend doesn’t think your funny, but I do.”

[liiga prospect @4clubuseonly]

why Luigi driving da car