michael silver

mister funny tweeter man

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

@WWTourney https://t.co/okCndEg9J4

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We have been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amuck, and flat out deceived. Stephen A Smith on ESPN mad about Porzingis being drafted by the Knicks reaction video meme

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

if you ever thought you were bored just remember that today i unraveled a pack of dental floss and measured it just to see how long it was

it’s 12 feet

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

yes my PhD research is coming along quite nicely

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

ladies you have $15 to build the perfect man:
$16- knows how to make memes correctly

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

college is a time for exploration and pushing personal limits. today i learned that i can sit on the toilet scrolling through twitter for 34 minutes before losing all feeling in my legs

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

i was in the sandwich line and the person behind me said “arent chicken salad and egg salad just the same thing at different ages” and that made me not hungry anymore.

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

GO DAWGS I LOVE MY SCHOOL

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

ive woken up with a different kelly clarkson song stuck in my head each of the past three mornings and im just confused as to WHY

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

so did every major hotel chain come together and collectively decide that their shower soap was gonna be 50% elmers glue or what

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

today one of my professors said "if it's cake, it's cake" and i dont know what kind of cake she means but either way i vibe with it

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

college is all about learning how to distinguish between you and your roommates alarm so you know which one you can sleep through

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

this is what happens when you know your roommate before you move in

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

im back and boy i cant wait to see my favorite white house press secretary Sean Spicer https://t.co/zk8YG4nI6z

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

last year when i came back from my twitter hiatus trump was the gop nominee and harambe was a meme. do better in 2017! see ya in august!

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

last year when i came back from my twitter hiatus trump was the gop nominee and harambe was a meme. do better in 2017! see ya in august!

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

i refuse to believe that im older than all of the main characters in high school musical

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

if youre ever feeling down, just remember that eventually they have to release Kidz Bop 69

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

do you think we've been filling out scantrons in the same pattern as guitar hero songs and we just never realized it

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

@AriellaKatz3 @dmshap21 ok im just gonna look the other way and let deena do her thing

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

i sure do listen to a lot of hood rap for a guy who still hasnt thrown away their old velcro wallet because it might come in handy someday

[michael silver @mikesilver87]

remember when we were all young and innocent and thought that the itunes store was the only place on earth that you could get music