mike simon

Fun loving chef and parent and golfer and satirist.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@trish_regan Ilhan Smollet acts as though she knew the liquid was innocuous all a long.

She's a good actor. Maybe good enough to get a role in, "Captain Phillips II"

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@IlhanMN Does your faith allow you to own a winery? An award winning winery no less. A winery that went from $0 to $5 million in one year? A winery you suddenly closed and wiped any evidence of its existence clean?

Was it a bad Chardonnay? A spoiled cabernet perhaps?

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@MarkWarner Like Jack smith did at Mar a Lago? Or getting phone records of political opponents?

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@AdamKinzinger It's a felony to interfere with Fed Agents, Article VI Sec 2. He liked to carry that pistol in his back belt. No ID, no cc license, no carry. What were his intentions? While Printz v U.S.1997 is true, so is AZ v U.S.2012, Article II, 8 USC 1324, IIRIRA. Who do you work for? UKR?

[MAZE @mazemoore]

The Story of Alex Pretti.

Read by Elizabeth Warren.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@amyklobuchar It's true local law is not required to assist Fed. Agents, Printz v. U.S.. AZ v. U.S. is also true. As is, 8 USC 1324, Article II, Article VI Sec. 2, and conceal carries, must have pic ID and conceal permit.
Per Article VI Sec. 2 it's a felony to impede Fed Agents. Obey oath.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@IlhanMN Isn't it true you know this guy who squirted you with apple cider vinegar?

How's your wine business going?

I heard your award-winning vineyard was so successful....you closed it.

Why?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hmm

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@SenatorDurbin As you'll never admit to your tenure as one of abject mediocrity.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@SenMarkKelly 18 USC 2387....you should read it.....along with 8 USC 1324, Article II, Article VI Section 2, Arizona v. U.S.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@JoeBiden Since you let these illegals in, and shoveled taxpayer money at them while ignoring your oath, Article II, Article VI Section 2 and 8 USC 1324-1325 and Arizona V. U.S., it's clear what everyone can plainly see....you simply don't, or can't know, what's really happening.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@catturd2 Ilhan Smollet.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@JBPritzker The President's oath of office says, "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution." Article II mandates the President to enforce Federal Law. Article VI Sec. 2 says "Federal Law takes precedence over state and local Law." 8 USC 1324 is Federal Law. They're not your/our people.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@RepAngieCraig Someone ate their barbed wire today.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@GavinNewsom Are you drawing imaginary pictures in the air? Or is that simply a sort of tic?

More hair gel will take care of that.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@bluhue123 18 USC 2387 is Federal Law. Break it at your own risk.

FAFO

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@ericswalwell You do know about Article VI Section 2, the Supremacy Clause, don't you? How about 8 USC 1324? Or the IIRIRA? Or the oath of office?

I didn't think so.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@SenWarren Since you and your democrat/media complex demonized hydrocarbon companies, you are to blame for higher energy prices...and you alone.

"Physics For Future Presidents," by Richard Mueller, is, "something you should know something about."

We need hydrocarbons, oil/gas that is.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@SenAdamSchiff And you and your smug, effete, elite CA friends lord over the largest homeless population in the U.S. You and Newsome arrested covid church goers while gorging on French Laundry.

The Palisades burned yet you do nothing.

Really pathetic and shameful.

Zero leadership.

[mike simon @mikesimon8]

@SenMarkKelly 18 USC 2387....it's pretty clear.

What you and the others did in that video, which is in violation, was inexcusable.