Michael Smelyanskiy

NJ ➡️ IU ➡️ Tampa

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

whenever coworkers say "welcome back" after vacation it feels like a slur

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[Michael Smelyanskiy @mikesmely]

My goat engagement farming 🥀

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Yeah so that might top 28-3 🤯

[Caleb Downs Fan @demcowboysfan]

"Dad what were those 61 seconds like when USA tied the game vs Belgium before they scored again"

[NetsMuse @NetsMuse]

FIFA is facing a scheduling NIGHTMARE:

USA vs Belgium Round of 16 clash currently OVERLAPS with Mikel Brown Jrs potential Summer League debut on Monday.

Will team USA be forgotten behind the hype of the #6 pick?

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

🎉 happy birthday @balogun! 🎉

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Kyle S @KyleSkey]

Is this the first documented case of humans enjoying themselves at a Mets game?

[Kirkwood & Dunn Podcast @KirkwoodandDunn]

Appreciate @BarstoolBigCat setting everyone straight on who started the #TarpsOff revolution. #ThankYouBigCat

[Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC]

Thank God it wasn’t Snoop or Jason Kelce

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

20 years ago today, ‘CARS’ released in theaters.

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Michael Smelyanskiy @mikesmely]

@SenRickScott As a Jewish person, shut the FUCK up

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me not opening my bank app after spending too much money on Bullshit

[Non racist Peja Fan @NonPeja]

I would rewatch the boys finale 10 times before I ever rewatch the stranger things finale

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This video contains the most merciless, efficient killing machine America’s ever produced.

Behind Curt Cignetti in the pace car there’s also a few Blackhawk helicopters.

[bomani @bomani_jones]

what’s biyombo on the bench doing that’s so important that he can’t clothesline somebody? what other job does he have, speaking french?