Mike Smith

naming convention

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

Parenting in 2025: my kid and his friend invented a college QB named “SpookyKaka,” took him from Nebraska recruit to Bama Heisman to Madden draft pick… then ordered Huskers and Tide SpookyKaka jerseys to go out for Halloween. I’m just living in their dynasty mode.

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

some of you loved incubus and it shows

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

@thesulk @USPSHelp back to mannequin we go I guess

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

@MrBeast I will give 69% away

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

@nocontextYMH @tomsegura @HFoleyComedy @YMHstudios

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

I believe in crystal light because I believe in me

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Justin Vernon of @BonIver performs “22 (Over S∞∞N)” in support of the Wisconsin voting initiative #ForWisconsin. #PlayAtHome

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

I personally have the level of problem with insects that I rip off 3x more toilet paper than is needed

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

cosign. RT @jeffbercovici: Boy you’d think a country that can equip every cop like a soldier could equip every doctor like a doctor

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

I have the body of castaway tom hanks right after the crash

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

This MJ doc is going to do like a 15 share. A pre 2005 / pre streaming /pre YouTube / pre networked videogames / Cheers in 1993 kind of rating number.

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

I have now

[Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks]

Have you ever considered the possibility that Jeff Bezos just works 130 billion times harder than you?

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

Day 2 diary: All my quarantine frozen charleston chews have disappeared

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

Dyson calling his fan an air multiplier is some extra boujee shit

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

Sometimes I’m reminded that I attended my freshman year of college with a word processor

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

A+ RT @pattymo: Tfw you switched the samples https://t.co/JSK8N5pA0J

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

Oof…“The Wonder Years aired from 1988 and 1993 and depicted the years between 1968 and 1973. When I watched the show, it felt like it was set in a time long ago. If a new Wonder Years premiered today, it would cover the years between 2000 and 2005.”

[Mike Smith @mikesmithbk]

if you ever think you’re being a pretty good parent, compare and rethink https://t.co/DljM4DPn30