Mike Smith

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@CapitalVissionX No less than 11, no more than 16

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@Phillies They wait two hours to tell you the game is postponed because they want you to wonder around the stadium and spend money

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@babylumpstoes Yes it is. And pizza.

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@hurricanenita you accidentally referred to Marty Freidman's book as "Turning Japanese". If you don't know the origins of that phrase, it is semi obscure, you should google it

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@facebook has suspended my account because I said I was going to give my wife a birthday spanking? Of all the stuff they let people post, flirting with your wife is unacceptable?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Dudes fighting an entirely different battle

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@JEllis1612 @MLB Literally anyone else on that team would make more sense in the leadoff spot

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@NickAdamsinUSA Sounds more like a Karen than an alpha male

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@patriottakes Foul and insulting language. Good thing she didn't grab anyone's pussy.

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@AquarianGodd If she's not pregnant, her feelings are about to get hurt

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@Wolfiesmom I wish this could be as big of a news story as that other awards show story

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

My awesome wife just bought us tickets to see @Halestorm at the Delaware State Fair...even though she knows I'm in love with @LZZYHALE!

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

I was 24 years old in 1994 and hoped and prayed for @mlb to come back. Now, at almost 50, I've had enough of their bullshit. Players AND owners make more money than I could ever dream of making, yet they all want more.

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@tonyhawk I don't think you look anything like Tony Hawk

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@LM64_Official I can't wait!!!

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@HamillHimself Inform Lord Vader we have a sausage

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@HamillHimself I won't never don't give up because I can't

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@plutokiller You get to name it if it does, right?

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@plutokiller Pretty sure?

[Mike Smith @mikesmithx1972]

@tmorello You would think the name of the band would have been a hint.