mike merrill

Mike Merrill...Comedian, lover, failure, sh*& talker and anti-social - social media user.

[mike merrill @mikesmove]

With his #nfl suspension now settled #DeshaunWatson says he's happy that his saga now has a happy ending

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June 15th. A live theater taping of my comedy special. Tics here: https://t.co/Ahr64sOTU4

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It goes all the way down

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Freezing in LA. Dropped to like 72 degrees. #ImPlayinItWasDope

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At the Chicago Laugh Factory Friday 3/23 @ 10p. A great show to benefit @MActionProject. If you're in Chi, come thru!

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@MoviePass_CS @MoviePass This is my 3rd attempt to reach you. The app won't recognize my email nor allow a password reset. I've been charged already! I need assistance!

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Come down I'm at @FlappersComedy burbank 9/20. Here. We. Go! https://t.co/VrbKd0go5x

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Scaramucci, WH communications director is out after only 11 days, that's quick, super brief...one might even call it #PrematureCommunication

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TONIGHT!!!!! 1899 is gonna be crazy funny. 10p @HollywoodImprov #history #comedy #turnofthecentury

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@HoodAdjacent #DoDopeShit A side chick change of heart https://t.co/Qv2HOpiial

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@HoodAdjacent #DoDopeShit This is why you get a side chick your own age https://t.co/b9027xj5ro

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@HoodAdjacent #DoDopeShit When you think your side chick has been sullied by someone who uses cocoa butter https://t.co/s1z4hLwa2c

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@HoodAdjacent #DoDopeShit She said what now? https://t.co/LwJbIqFYzI

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@HoodAdjacent #DoDopeShit the senator lookin real suspicious https://t.co/FEERA6JM0N

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@HoodAdjacent #DoDopeShit I promise you gettin a stallion https://t.co/5KesJ58P0G

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@HoodAdjacent #DoDopeDhit Mitch sad about two things https://t.co/QcDr1WgyWR

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@WooCommerce Thanks for getting back to me, we were able to get it sorted out.

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Hey, @WooCommerce just paid $199 for a woo product. You have my $ but I got no download or customer support. Holler!

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@maxkellerman TB12 is both the greatest & best ever. Lack of weapons, clutch in big moments & knowledge. Aaron Rodgers is the most talented

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@HisAndHers when Mike got that cake today, who was 'ol girl with them pants. Don't you neva eva, show a view like that w/o a warning!