bigmike.

creative. curated. casually unavailable.

[bigmike. @mikesmovement]

it’s still my birthday 💐

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

Her being an executive at chase.. you really can’t judge a book by its cover

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

Whole time that Buddy Love potion on Nutty Professor was just Ozempic. 😌😂

[Belly Rowland @OJTheKing]

We need a Tiny Desk with Mint Condition

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

you would’ve thought the nigga was hanging from the empire state building

[anthony @c0co_101]

Yall know what would’ve been the perfect cherry on top to Spend Dat?

A lil JT verse.

[bigmike. @mikesmovement]

i love how adding “black ppl” when searching for recipes has become my norm.

[Klo Yo @dedebaake]

Nothing has been funny

[bigmike. @mikesmovement]

to find an orange goyard barrel 40 bag with $2mm cash inside while on an all inclusive-expense paid tropical 365-day vacation in the maldives…. and a lifetime supply of twizzlers.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

deep down what you want rn?

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

We need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters!

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[bigmike. @mikesmovement]

a client just sent me a 46 page chatgpt revision for draft 3 of their website. i just laughed and about to refund the deposit bc huh?

first i was too expensive (so i discounted the proposed rate) and now we’re both just wasting time trying to “get aligned.”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[SIE @_badassiee]

I know I’m genuine because my absence speaks just as loud as my presence.

[bigmike. @mikesmovement]

(a lemon drop vape would slap)

[bigmike. @mikesmovement]

one day i’ll go on a rant about the things i dislike about atlanta. i have to remove the level of freedom and fun that i had living in nyc so i don’t seem biased. soon come.

[bigmike. @mikesmovement]

if my reservation is at 9:15, why am i still waiting for my table at 9:30??

[ً @artfuIchaos]

too lazy to explain myself. just go ahead and judge me

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Being neurodivergent is realizing not everyone spends half their day negotiating with their own brain. Apparently some people just decide to do things and then do them.

Suspicious.

[27. @dimvji]

holding back sarcastic replies takes a lot out of me