Michael B. Baker

Okay home baker, somewhat feral lawyer, and not very fast bicycle enthusiast.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@RileeDHarrison “I can represent myself, but how much would it cost for you just to write it out for me?”

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

See you on the other side…

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

https://t.co/mZmS1Lq0ux

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@dirkwrswhitesox Good grief.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@ProfLCB I wish this didn’t feel dead on.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@dirkwrswhitesox It’s the “hereby” he includes that clues you in he I still has no concept of how any of this works.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@Lawl_Assoc It’s like The Onion is helping him pick.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

i’ve seen the lord of the rings trilogy and i’ve played battleship a couple times so appoint me as secretary of defense.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@NotAnyUse True?

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

I didn’t like it much in 20’s, but I’ve really developed a really affection for Bitches Brew. Just the whole album.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@BillGRinehart Some even had 24hr pharmacies. Not anymore.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

My favorite animals in no particular order: Giraffes 🦒 (actual fav animal); Okapi, 🐘, 🐈‍⬛, and 🐳 and also almost all other animals.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

It is absolutely wild to me how a temporary blip in the price of eggs can topple all logic.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@rebmasel It’s not great.

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@circastephen @Mikel_Jollett 9

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@NotAnyUse C

[Michael B. Baker @mikesortarocks]

@ItsMattsLaw Yup.

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

You guys doing anything tomorrow? Light day? Chill vibes? Definitely no civil war.

[Teddy Schleifer @teddyschleifer]

We're on hour three of the Elon Musk super PAC lottery lawsuit in a court in Philadelphia.

Larry Krasner has been testifying that the entire premise of the Musk lottery was a "scam" and a "grift" and "disingenuous."

The Musk team has been arguing that this was not a "lottery" because its $1 million winners were actually pre-selected based on whom would be the best spokespeople for the super PAC. Team Musk says their winners were not "random."

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala