Teflon Ted

Not all who wander are lost

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@_dilf how it started: vs. how it ended:

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@Em_s0n2 Hey dude you can’t park there

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😤😤😤 fucking love this game right now lmao

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@nolesontop123 In the grand scheme of things it’s so hard to tell what will truly succeed and what won’t. Hindsight is 20/20 and all. But I hated the Hunter trade. Also didn’t like letting Ty Jerome walk and keeping Merrill. Love Merrill, buts he’s a role player and Jerome felt more significant

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@bluelemxnade Did you watch games when George Niang played? Never been more infuriated by a complete stranger

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@ShamsCharania Absolutely ridiculous. Top 10 in points, field goal %, 1st in assists and rebounds. Take Jokic off the Nuggets they’re a lottery team not sniffing the play in. Take Shai off the Thunder, they’re a 5 or 6 seed in the West. Who’s the MOST VALUABLE PLAYER then?

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@ESPNNBA @SportsCenter The turnovers from Cleveland are inexcusable. The foul disparity is ridiculous, but gotta clean up there too. On the road playing like shit, I like the way we fought to keep it close. Steal game 2 and take it back home to the Land

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

@tigers Kentucky.

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@GlobeEyeNews Never been a better time to be 26 than right now 😎 27 is right around the corner too, I’m old and beat up now

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@The_Money_Buddy How much money did he put down to get approved on a 40k car on 50k income? 13% rate is high but I’ve seen worse, I’m assuming he HAD decent credit

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@Rjeff24 Evan Turner was a hooper, great player. RJ was playing meaningful basketball during the finals 16 years into his career, dunking on people’s favorite players. Not the same, RJ is a Cleveland legend forever

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

Darius Garland when healthy has the best handles and most consistency in the league. Debate a fucking wall.

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@6beerdinner I’m doing my part!

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Shedeur Sanders hits Jerry Jeudy for a 60-yard TD.

Sanders does his signature celebration.

Cleveland retakes the lead.

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@JBook_37 Fielding missing that kick is inexcusable. Day CALLING the kick after playing aggressive all year, choosing to go for it on 4th and 1 earlier, how do you not stay aggressive?! Too much talent on offense to settle for a FG when it mattered most, and it cost us the game.

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@stoolpresidente Shut the fuck up Dave. You’re the worst cock sucking pussy to luck his way in to money in the longggg history of fucking sissies. I hope one of your employees finally realizes you’re just as much of a sad sack of shit as you present, then absolutely rail you.

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@TonyGrossi @ESPNCleveland Damn West Lake couldn’t run the CR-V through detail before a huge media guy shoots it for his video? Couldn’t be me 😅

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@TruckBon Shai vs Hali 😓 Hali didn’t deserve to get injured game 7. 1on1 though? Good ass matchup honestly

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@studyguides @HeroDividend Does buying a home take 20 minutes? Car purchases are the second biggest purchases most people make in their life. Would you not want to ensure everything is right and legally correct when paying $40,000 or more? Bank approvals, OFAC clearance, negotiation take time.

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@SaycheeseDGTL I’m assuming you also just get stuck with whatever interest rate they feel like giving you, rather than having multiple lenders to shop around/negotiate. A used ford on Amazon alongside a 50 year mortgage, generational debt babyyyyyy!!!!

[Teflon Ted @miketoothman]

@SaycheeseDGTL So no ability to negotiate the deal, more than likely little to no bonuses from Amazon such as warranties and free service, and no relationship with the brick and mortar you’ll go to for any future needs. Sounds siiiiiick brah