Mike Taormina

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS #ThrillMeIn4Words

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@coldplayxtra @NAsfari That’s a solid setlist! Does anyone know what time they started their set?

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@NJTRANSIT_PVL You know there was this insane technology called a ‘tow-truck” invented 105 years ago. Might be worth looking into.

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@thedirtbird “Chained to the Rhythm” Hot Chip remix!

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@NJTRANSIT_PVL Do you think giving this update 30 minutes late is helpful to anyone?

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@NJTRANSIT_PVL Every day! Every single day. Top-notch service as always.

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@NJTRANSIT_PVL For a second I thought the 1624 train would be on time to SEC. Nope. Just late enough for everyone to miss their transfer. Thanks. Keep up the good work.

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump And ahh how long did they actually put that into practice? 0 days? Fantastic.

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@ralexmurray What on Earth is happening 😧

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@AmandaVanNos I didn’t! But I did LOOK at larger beds. Did not buy. Actually went to a store and LOOKED.

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@ralexmurray YAAAHHSS

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@ralexmurray PHOTOSHOPPED ME. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
LISTEN TO @LateAMpodcast TODAY.

[R. Alex Murray @ralexmurray]

@LateAMpodcast In which @mikettaormina tells an old bald guy how it is. https://t.co/Wr1YQb3Sai

[Late AM Podcast @LateAMpodcast]

In which @mikettaormina didn’t vote and @amandavannos wasn’t happy about it. Link in bio. #podcast #lateampod #votingrecap #bipartisan #amandaexplains https://t.co/QQKwQwrbIn

[Mystic Lasagna @mysticlasagna]

The first thing I listen to every week is the @LateAMpodcast. This week started off with the visual of Link Amanda and I bout spit my coffee out. It’s. On a be a good week.

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

Outstanding work @ralexmurray @AmandaVanNos

[R. Alex Murray @ralexmurray]

@LateAMpodcast @AmandaVanNos’s final form is a heroic twelve year old elf boy. Good call @mikettaormina

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

@katzz77 @kris10boo2

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS #ThrillMeIn4Words

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

The scariest thing about Halloween is getting to Penn Station and wondering if NJ Transit is experiencing 90-minute train delays...I mean that’s really every day but at least Halloween gives it a fun theme 👻🧟‍♂️

[Late AM Podcast @LateAMpodcast]

You GUYS this week we start the show with a song. Come and get to it @mikettaormina @AmandaVanNos https://t.co/TucvtfBap9 #comedypodcast #weekly #slowjamz #newclothes

[Mike Taormina @mikettaormina]

*12am on Halloween*

Me: “Fuck Halloween...made up holiday to sell candy.”

*12:02am, bloody nose*

Me: “Ok fine! Halloween is cool! JEEEEZ, chill the hell out....”

[Late AM Podcast @LateAMpodcast]

@mikettaormina ❤️’s LL. Check out this week’s episode on @itunesmusic @livevanessa spotify because we’re literally everywhere LINK IN BIO #comedy #podcast #weekly #homemade… https://t.co/cSAd8H7vxW