Mike is so back

Italianx-American and Fake Egyptologist

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Thinking about how, when I was an undergrad, UChicago revised its founding date from 1892 to 1890 so it could fundraise on the 125th anniversary two years early

true Time Value of Money Respecters

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My sources in the White House tell me the president is pushing for Lindsey Graham's sister to replace Jensen Huang

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America is under attack

[Pubity @pubity]

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang allegedly has a second affair on top of the suspected Chinese spy.

He also had a romantic relationship with Kimberly Powell, someone who worked at Nvidia since 2008, according to a New York Times report.

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Bought a head of iceberg lettuce instead of pre-cut on the grounds that it's "fresher" and I'm proud to report that it is a far worse experience in every imaginable way

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Osso Freako, my favorite East Village red sauce joint

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Talossoff?

Ossorico?

Ossofreako?

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@KFILE The square glasses and the hand in the hair are somehow partisan tells at this point

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Very kind of that Chinese honeypot to unlock discount NVDA for everybody

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@theunscaryghost @BrianAtlas @michaeljknowles He’s never been to Nigeria as far as I’m aware

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@RtrnSanity If anything, Trump was appropriating culture from the italianx community

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He's so woppy, I don't understand how people don't love him

[John Loftus @JohnCFLoftus1]

Ron DeSantis explains why the GOP "screaming socialism" doesn't work anymore:

"Young people have a very positive view of socialism compared to capitalism. The question is, why is that? Some of it is the education in our universities. But I think a big part of that is, what they're comparing is not free enterprise versus socialism. What they're comparing is how government gets involved in business, and you have crony capitalism. The best kind of indirect supporters of socialism are some of these corporatist republicans who propagate these crony policies. The average person is seeing that and saying, 'Wait a minute, you're trying to bend the government to funnel benefits to this corporation or that industry. What about having a competitive market? ... Young people really aren't seeing that. They're seeing just a handful of companies that have an outsized influence on our economy and on our society"

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Four gooey layers and an attitude
Four gooey layers and an attitude

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Itty bitty lasagne in a Pyrex
Itty bitty lasagne in a Pyrex

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Sad truth is the Red Baron guy lost the election to the retarded TikTok pranksters

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Itty bitty lasagne in a Pyrex
Itty bitty lasagne in a Pyrex

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AMHA (All My Haters are Amalek)

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Menachem Begin maxxing (rejecting reparations from my enemies and telling them all to gfy)

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@com_oceania ok I'll take your word for it

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guys what the hell is this on my computer

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@com_oceania /pet??

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@maggiemoda “Working at a landscaping company or working at a hotel or something” Donnie lmao

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Turns out the guy who’s probably going to win Mississippi is pretty cool, but I don’t understand why he’s a Democrat?