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@GottliebShow You’ll have to redeem them in bankruptcy court

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@KaseyaCorp I’m here at the MGM Grand for the conference and my hotel booking is missing. Help!

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@MTA there’s a guy at the 72nd st Q train talking to himself and acting erratically. Please get rid of him.

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@MTA uptown yellow trains are a fucking nightmare tonight. What did you guys do? It’s a Thursday.

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@nycgov @NYCMayor you guys are removing snow piles during rush hour traffic. 2nd ave near 75th has been bumper to bumper for 15 minutes. Please do this at night.

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Fuck you @NJTRANSIT . I still have nightmares.

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@NJTRANSIT NY bound 119 is operating without working air conditioning. You guys have to take this bus out of service. It’s 115 degrees inside.

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@MTA I’ve been waiting for a Q60 for 20+ minutes. There are three parked at east 60th and 2nd with their lights off. It’s pouring. This is absurd.

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@MilaLovesJoe Kermit The Frog visiting to be chewed out by JD Vance

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Q trains terminating at 57th st wtf

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Oh hello it’s 2025

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@MTA the bxm10 is late. The previous one was late. What’s the point of an express bus if it can’t show up on time?

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@Derrick_NYC Any idea what happened to the 5:08?

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@MTA what’s going on with the m79sbs? I arrived at 5 at west 79 and riverside. There are two busses here that are stopped and not allowed to move.

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@ZohranKMamdani This is a pretty asinine statement. The subway system is not a place for loitering. Getting in people’s faces, threatening them, making them afraid is an easy way to get hurt.

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@thegoodwunn @football4dot0 Yeah she had no idea.

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What and why

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@youluvromeo He is TOO TALL

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@Derrick_NYC I need a masters in transportation to understand this.

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@MTA why is the uptown 2 train just standing at 149th st?