mike w

Most likely your best friend . Gives 💯💯💯 hot takes. Loves 🚀,🍷,🤔,🍑. Not a doctor. he/him

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

I don’t understand why we moved away from the Ancient Greek’s theological world view. Understanding the universe as being under the control of petty gods and most problems being caused by Zeus putting his dick where he shouldn’t makes far more sense then most modern religions

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

Find me on mastodon! https://t.co/Deg0DaZV7f

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

I’ve cut my time on twitter drastically already but this is making me permanently delete it off my phone. I can not be someone whose presence here actively benefits such a hateful and pathetic man that wants to cause countless people to needlessly suffer. https://t.co/d1plaR4riN

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

New curse to send to your enemies just dropped

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

Bro if I can smell your cologne inside my apartment while you’re outside on the street it’s too much 🥴

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

Know your enemy New York

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Three thousand nine hundred sixty nine!

[Yami ReiRei, JK @LossThief]

Hamburger Shonen

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

Lol. Imagine being worth love 😂

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

A Happy Lunar New Year to all my friends that celebrate it. I hope y’all are getting paid today 🧧🧧🧧

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

What is going on with Chase credit cards? So far I know of 4 people including myself that have gotten fraud alerts this month. Anyone else have issues?

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

NYC weekly snow meter update: There is no update.

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

@desperatecava Maybe be a Boston girl? As a treat

[mike w @mikewaldron5]

@the_marmolade @jasonschreier They’d still need WotC’s license to make it