Mike Weese

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

@FanMusk39325 Hope

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Official website: https://t.co/H3AKmvrzcJ
@mrbillazrealtor @magicmikereeves @Potter1Carlos @chriscj1982 @RamaCimino @Jefferson_Chevy @kennyleabu @ZepGuy @lgallegos99 @gbe1978

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Official website: https://t.co/H3AKmvrzcJ
@mrbillazrealtor @magicmikereeves @Potter1Carlos @chriscj1982 @RamaCimino @Jefferson_Chevy @kennyleabu @ZepGuy @lgallegos99 @gbe1978

[Rush @rushtheband]

Neil Peart talks to The Star http://t.co/bYtmTLce84

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

@JimGaffigan we are waiting in the Grand Ballroom, now get out here and make us laugh our ass off, cause I need to lose my ass.

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

I entered to win @rushtheband #rushrediscovered signed box set. Pre-order yours here http://t.co/x9WXyFmoCG

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

@ZepGuy @CasinoArizona Put it all on red...

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Just got taken down a whole peg or two....speeding ticket. Yay.

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

I was just scolded for riding the bus incorrectly...ah, it's great to be alive!

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Look at me! I'm riding the bus...wahoo! Courtesy of Jeelopy!

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Classes are finally done! I am completely classless!!

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

I just passed a Maserati in my hoopty; she was doing 30 in a 40 zone...c'mon!

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Dude sitting right in front of me must have the cleanest nostrils by now, since he's been picking stuff out of them for the past 20 minutes.

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Just heard "Fool in the rain" for the millionth time in my life; never realized he was standing on the wrong corner...what a fool!

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Reason #10 Your Car Smells: Yes, it’s your feet. Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

@CVS_Extra I need to know what the message is on my receipt"colgate buy 3 get 10 EB" no one at cvs seems to know. any help is appreciated.

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

The cellar-dwelling yankees have the worst record in major league baseball!

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

@ZepGuy Just a little; I actually got stuck in my parking space. You see, 4 wheel drive is worthless when you have anti-snow tires.

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Today a dude dressed as the Statue of Liberty crept through some bushes and scared the Bejeezuz out of me....just another day in Chicago....

[Mike Weese @mikeweese]

Today, for the SECOND time in Chicago, I slipped on a banana peel....what a funny town!!