mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version)

my pussy tastes like topo chico

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

"You can't just do hard drugs all weekend and expect to show up for work on Monday ready to rock and roll"

Me:

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

@Rvra_x @Bgr_Kanye I can't believe we got fade

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

@Bgr_Kanye Ur not really going to hear ye. Ur going to hear everyone else singing. If ur ok with that, it's a great show. The sound was shit in Tampa tho ngl

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

Ckneet was sick. Uber 100 bones to go 3 miles. Lost a brand new pair of sunnies. WORTH IT

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

I’m about to see Kanye live. On mushrooms. Abhhhhh

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

Bills r paid. Tickets r bought. Excursions r booked. Bags r packed. Flight is checked in.

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

This game does not look good enough to cost $1 billion

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Rockstar spent well over $1b and more than a decade bringing you this game.

It is the most expensive game in history with the largest development team ever.

More than 7,000 people worked on this and they all need to be paid.

Rockstar isn’t a charity.

You’ve had 13 years to save up $100.

Stop being a bitch.

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

@Adiiciva @BobbyKing413 @_King_Beast_ @charlieINTEL I'm ok with never paying gta 6 at this price. Hell, I'm ok never playing it at $60

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

When people r shocked I'm not buying gta 6, this is why

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Grand Theft Auto VI locks several stores, including tattoo shops, mod shops, and custom vehicles, behind the $100 Ultimate Edition

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

They say these hydration breaks r for American commercials but it's really so other countries players and the refs don't die of heat exhaustion

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

I celebrate all the cultural American holidays: Thanksgiving, Xmas, Super Bowl Sunday, Spring Xmas, Memorial Day, Juneteenth, July 4th, 9/11, Halloween.

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

I bought a ticket to the second show today lmaooooo didn't even make it to tampa

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

2000% chance I got to second show. I've ready decided

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

I just did my job for the past 2 hours while running a 10k, going grocery shopping, and taking a bath. All on an iPhone 16 BTW.

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

@Sneakerpolitics

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Quite the surreal morning in New Orleans today. We got a tour of the Saints and Pelicans facilities.

Thank you so much for giving us this opportunity. Once in a lifetime.

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

If u only run ur mouth when u got a gun lower ur voice when ur speaking to me

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

Beer in a Monday. Unscheduled fried pickles. Not getting 8 hours of sleep after posting a 28 sleep score last night. Knicks in 4

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

Pat McAfee said on love tv he got his shit blocked I'm dying by myself in this booth

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

@bbleepcun1960 @deeterking2133 @AmiriKing No, ur not good at that either

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

And he's fucking incredible at it

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@iamno1s2hold He is a recovering crack addict that has now found a new addiction- it’s apparently called shit posting.

[Pokemon Deals, Alerts & News! @PokemonDealsTCG]

New Target x Pokemon Collection Drops Online at 6AM PT / 9AM ET on June 6th! All Links Below🎯

Featuring New Johto and Hoenn Starter Jackets, Digital Camera, Backpack, Kickballs and More

Johto Starter Jacket
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Hoenn Starter Jacket
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Full Target x Pokemon Collection
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Instant Print Digital Camera
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Dive Ball Bluetooth Speaker
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Adventure Pack Backpack
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Adventure Tote
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Mew Baseball Cap
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Eevee Baseball Cap
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Snorlax Beach Towel
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Poke Ball Beach Towel
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Dive Ball Beach Towel
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Splash Ball 9-Piece Set
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Pokemon Toss and Catch Game
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Poke Ball Kickball
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Great Ball Kickball
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Ultra Ball Kickball
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Master Ball Kickball
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Pikachu Puzzle
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Gengar Puzzle
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Charizard Puzzle
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Butterfree Puzzle
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Bulbasaur Puzzle
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Eevee Bag Charm
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Jigglypuff Bag Charm
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Ditto Bag Charm
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Psyduck Bag Charm
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Snorlax T Shirt
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Psyduck T Shirt
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Pink Sweatshirt
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Mew Poster
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Eevee Poster
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Jigglypuff Poster
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Bulbasaur Poster
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Mewtwo Poster
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Charizard Poster
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Psyduck Banner
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Pikachu Banner
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Kanto Starter Jacket (restocks 6/7 at 6AM PT)
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Full Target x Pokemon Collection
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Bookmark this for easy access + we will post when the new Target x Pokemon Collection products are available! Follow for updates + alerts⚡️

Note: Some items that show “In store only” may actually go live online as well. This happened with the first part of the collection. We’ll post if they do!

#Pokemon #AD

[mike whiteclaw(Taylor's Version) @mikewhiteclaw]

@HunterBiden on this app being the number 1 I always knew he could be